Sounds like a player from the Key and Peele East/West game.
Posted on 08/23/2017 8:21:04 PM PDT by TigerClaws
Quinderris Brown Quinderris Brown (Jefferson County Jail)
A teen is under arrest after authorities say he tried to rob a man of his car - and other things - but couldn't carry through with it because he didn't know how to drive the vehicle.
The Jefferson County Sheriff's Office on Wednesday announced formal charges against 17-year-old Quinderris Brown. He is charged as an adult with first-degree robbery.
The holdup happened on Aug. 18. Deputies about 4:30 p.m. that day responded to the 2300 block of Fourth Street N.W. to investigate a report of a robbery. Chief Deputy Randy Christian said the 23-year-old victim told authorities he had been doing door-to-door sales in the area of Seventh Street N.W. and was sitting in his vehicle to eat and complete paperwork.
As he did so, he said a black male suspect came up to the window and pointed a handgun at him. The suspect - later identified as Brown - demanded his phone, tablet and car keys.
The victim complied and Brown tried to drive away in the car. The suspect, however, was unable to operate a car with a manual transmission. He left the tablet and the keys in the car and fled on foot.
Christian said the victim was able to track his mobile phone and provide deputies with the location. Deputies located the suspect at an apartment on Tamera Trail, and took him into custody.
The perp doesn’t sound very smart.
He’s a good young man, turning his life around, honor roll student, didn’du’nuffin!
I suspect the name Quinderris probably set off a few alarm bells too.
“Quinderris Brown”
is “Black”?
He ain't Swedish.
Sounds like a player from the Key and Peele East/West game.
Quinderris? There’s a new one.
A guy I knew was named `7 3/8’. His mother pulled his name out of hat.
Hey! whoa ... drink up, what are ya, Mormons?
Let me guess: Quinderriere is an aspiring rapper?
All his neighbors had nothing but good things to say.
He wants to be a Clinton when he grows up. Awwwaaahhhhh!
I get so confused wrt the Black vs. Brown peeps and just who is Hussein’s sons and who is not.
That was one of the funniest skits I have ever seen.
He was just about to enroll in the community college for the fall term, because he had a sudden resolve to make something of himself.
White parents are racist for NOT naming their children with enough Q and "ious" and apostrophes and 4-syllable names that have never been used before. It's blatant hate.
“That was one of the funniest skits I have ever seen”
Yep,so much so they did a second one. The first football skit was much better IMO.
#3. He’s not turning his life around any time soon, sorry. He’s so stupid he couldn’t even drive a manual shift car. Now the closest he’ll get to a car is making license plates for them.
The first thing he should do is get a real name, not something made up in a bar. The next is to get his GED. At least his time in jail wouldn’t have been wasted if he does.
Then we’ll give him Lakinisha’s (Knish for short)
phone number so he won’t be lonely.
Finally we’ll give him a year’s membership in the Republican Party and let all his “bros” know. That should keep him on the straight and narrow for years. And on the run!
Arrest his mother for giving him that name, and for raising such a moron.
And of course Hingle McKringleberry.
That was great!
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