He’s a good young man, turning his life around, honor roll student, didn’du’nuffin!
All his neighbors had nothing but good things to say.
He wants to be a Clinton when he grows up. Awwwaaahhhhh!
He was just about to enroll in the community college for the fall term, because he had a sudden resolve to make something of himself.
#3. He’s not turning his life around any time soon, sorry. He’s so stupid he couldn’t even drive a manual shift car. Now the closest he’ll get to a car is making license plates for them.
The first thing he should do is get a real name, not something made up in a bar. The next is to get his GED. At least his time in jail wouldn’t have been wasted if he does.
Then we’ll give him Lakinisha’s (Knish for short)
phone number so he won’t be lonely.
Finally we’ll give him a year’s membership in the Republican Party and let all his “bros” know. That should keep him on the straight and narrow for years. And on the run!