Posted on 06/17/2017 5:33:27 PM PDT by artichokegrower
It was early still, not much past 6 a.m., and James Kaplan was already dressed for the first day of third grade. The night before, his mom, Sara, pulled out the iron and he helped press the wrinkles out of his light blue polo. “My first time ironing,” he said. For the past month, he’d been pushing his parents to let him wear a suit to school. James, whose ninth birthday was a couple of months away, thought it was a sharp look.
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No this is your daughter. You are opening up the door for much misery in this child's future to satisfy you twisted world view.
Please, please, please give California its freedom . . . and build a WALL all the way around it!!!
These people need jailed for child abuse. Maybe they need to spend less time with their “couples therapist”.
Instead of getting her the mental health help she so desperately needs, the parents are being irresponsible and playing along with this farce. The problem isn’t below the neckline, it’s above it.
“Finding himself” in a nuthouse. And the parents should be finding themselves on the ducking stool.
Today I decided I am no longer a low-wage hourly worker, I am the manager. And, it’s just because I DECIDED to identify as a manager. I feel like a manager, I should be a manager, therefore I am the manager. There. I feel much better.
Meh!
Today I’m a RACOON..!!!
Good.
Give yourself a raise.
Satire . . . for now:
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It was early still, not much past 6 a.m., and Boomer Kaplan was already dressed for the first day of Obedience School. The night before, his owner, Sara, pulled out the doggie collar and he watched in the mirror as she put it around his neck. “My first time taking a walk on a leash,” he said. For the past month, he’d been pushing his parents to let him avail himself of a tree or a hydrant. Boomer, whose ninth birthday was a couple of months away, thought it was a relief to relieve himself naturally.
But after some back and forth, they’d settled on the dark leather collar that Sara was now fitting around his neck. Charley, James’ 4-year-old brother, still in his pajamas, pointed at him. “Good doggie, Boomer. Good doggie!” James collapsed on the floor, staring through the windows at a moon that he knew made his new doggie want to howl.
“How you feelin’?” Boomer’s other owner, Ben, called from the kitchen. “Ruff,” James said. “But ready to chase my own tail.”
He wasn’t just thinking about his first day of Obedience School. He was thinking about the beginning of his first full school year as Boomer.
Some eight months before, Boomer had told his parents his “inner person was a puppy.” The round-cheeked 8-year-old they’d always thought was their daughter was actually their pet. It was something he’d been trying to tell them — something he’d been trying to understand for himself — for more than a year.
Sara and Ben considered themselves progressive, but they didn’t know the first thing about raising a trans-species puppy. In the days that followed, they would talk to family, to friends and to their couples therapist. They would take James shopping for “dog collars” and to a “dog groomer.”
They had to get to know their first-born all over again. They loved him as they always had, but there was this sense that maybe they didn’t really know him. And, if they were being honest, he was different — lighter and smiling and more apt to wag his tail.
Boomer took James into the bathroom, put some pomade in his hands and started running them through his curly golden retriever hair. “I always liked starting a new class,” Boomer said. “It’s like a fresh start.”
James nodded, then smoothed out bits of hair Boomer had missed. “And for me, it’ll be nice to take an intelligent and trained retriever duck hunting,” he said.
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Stay tuned for next year’s update. Boomer and his owners are excited about the 2018 Westminster Dog Show. They point out that transsexuals are winning lots of girls’ athletic events, and they plan on hiring a lawyer to force the Westminster Kennel Club to allow Boomer to compete as the breed with which he identifies - and not to penalize him for whatever pre-transition anatomical details may not measure up to their bigoted and outdated standards.
“They’re insured through Medi-Cal, which means Sara has had to spend hours on the phone, getting the right exemptions and exceptions so James can go to the Child and Adolescent Gender Center at UCSF Benioff Children’s Hospital, a leader in treating transgender children, where physicians monitor his march toward puberty.”
So the taxpayers have to fund this twisted concept of parenting.
At the end of the article their 3 y/o son is now becoming a girl!!!!!!CRAZY.
And therein lies the whole problem.
I assure you that these looney-tunes went out of their way to let this child know that they (THEY) thought she was a boy in disguise or whatever they call it.
This is child abuse, nothing more, nothing less...mental child abuse and this child will be screwed in the head for the rest of her life.
These people are absolutely bat-shit morons.
May God have mercy on their souls and may He guide this child in what is going to be a hell of a road because of the stupidity of the parents.
40% of transgenders commit suicide. 48% of trans teens commit suicide. These are children whose parents approve the gender switch.
Scanning down to the bottom of the article it says that the little brother Charley, 5 years old, is now living as a girl named Olivia.
Great satire. Thanks for the grin.
"Transgender" teens are taught that what they feel is who they are and that to be happy and fulfilled, they must become the opposite sex. When Bruce Jenner decided to publicly look like a woman, he was supported by the mass media. Even the president of the United States, when Jenner decided to have castration surgery, applauded him as a "courageous" hero.
But studies repeatedly show that "transgender" people who seek to become the opposite sex are in fact not happy or fulfilled. In fact, a life-or-death internal war is continually going on within, to the degree that many, if not most, seek to end their lives.
That's what the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention and the Williams Institute found when the foundation analyzed results from the National Transgender Discrimination Survey. The numbers of suicide attempts are heartbreaking.
Over 41 percent of active "transgender" people try to kill themselves. That's ten times the average 4.6 percent suicide attempt rate.
And this study isn't the only one proving that those who seek to live as if they were the opposite sex are, in fact, killing themselves. Over a dozen other surveys worldwide have found the same alarmingly high suicide rates.
A national survey of more than 6,500 transgender people asked the question "Have you tried to commit suicide?" Forty-one percent answered, "Yes."
"Chronically high stress levels," "anxiety," and "depression" are most commonly reported among active transgender people. Self-harm by cutting is often reported as well.
Times 2, because now HER little brother thinks he’s a girl.
Two transgenders in the same family. Riiiight...
“The round-cheeked 8-year-old they’d always thought was their daughter was actually their pet. “
Love it! Great parody!
OMG!
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