o the tune of “12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS”
On the first week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
I lost cause Russia got me
On the second week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the third week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the fourth week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the fifth week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the sixth week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
Sick Democrats spying
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the seventh week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
7 sexists squirming
Sick Democrats spying
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the eighth week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
8 states badly voting
7 sexists squirming
Sick Democrats spying
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the ninth week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
9 comets clashing
8 states badly voting
7 sexists squirming
Sick Democrats spying
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the tenth week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
10 Ufo’s a flying
9 comets clashing
8 states badly voting
7 sexists squirming
Sick Democrats spying
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the eleventh week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
11 assassin’s failing
10 Ufo’s a flying
9 comets clashing
8 states badly voting
7 sexists squirming
Sick Democrats spying
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
On the twelfth week of losing
Hillary she cried to me:
12 Servers melting
11 assassin’s failing
10 Ufo’s a flying
9 comets clashing
8 states badly voting
7 sexists squirming
Sick Democrats spying
5 Comey singings
4 networks lying
3 GOP donors
2 teams colluding
and I lost cause Russia got me
Great Song!! Awesome.
Hillary is like the psychotic chick who is angry she didn’t get asked to the prom by the football star. Now she is stalking us, the American People for rejecting her.
Hill, face it, we are just not that into you.