[SJackson]

I'm sure he does. Trump causes cancer too. And auto accidents.

[nikos1121]

I ended a couple before they got started.

[Theodore R.]

James Carville's marriage to Bush family adviser Mary Matalin were celebrated Didn't Mary defect to the Democrats?

[jettester]

Do not be unequally yoked.

[DoughtyOne]

Okay, now I’m beginning to see why Ivanka and Jared were such a bad idea.

This is all coming together for me now.

“:^)

[DoughtyOne]

And yet, after eight years of Bath-House Barry, we didn’t see one article like this concerning the messianic putz.

[V K Lee]

Not to mention: loss of weight, gaining weight, big ears, falling hair, limping, gaping, groping.

[treetopsandroofs]

Never forget the Fraud’s crock-pot murder.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/woman-killed-friend-crock-pot-23-years-article-1.2259385

(Note Big Media’s overflowing sympathy — for the murderer)

[DoughtyOne]

"Trump Effect" Sending Couples "Journalists" (cough cough) to Divorce Court Psychiatric Practitioners...

[KC_Conspirator]

Yes, a study from FakeField.

If your significant other is full of so much hate for Trump that they cant be with you, consider it a bullet dodged.

[Sacajaweau]

And teens were ecstatic to find out that Bubba wasn’t having sex at all.

[albie]

Dandruff is all the Trump effect. Oh, and bad breath.

[Obadiah]

Marriage is hard. Being unequally yoked spiritually in a marriage is prohibited by scripture. Being unequally yoked politically in marriage is unwise and, I imagine, brutal.

[nikos1121]

First date went something like this?

Me:So, what’s your sign?

Girl: Gemini.

Me: (thinking to myself “strike one.”) Ah, you following the election?

Girl: Oh yeah. I think Bernie is the greatest.

Me: (thinking strike 2.) Oh, you like Bernie. I suppose that means you’re Pro choice.

Girl:Oh yeah, right up until delivery.

Me:His $10 for your glass of wine...see ya!

[Red Badger]

The late White House chef Walter Scheib revealed the secret to Adrian Miller, author of the new book In The President's Kitchen Cabinet, shortly before he died in a freak hiking accident in 2015.

Yeah, freak accident.................sure it was..................

[Red Badger]

What about Joe and Mika?...........................

[This_Dude]

My Mexican fiancee, from Mexico, likes him. If the people you’re debating with aren’t insane and ate up with TDS, once you show that he’s not a fire breather their news makes him out to be and actually explain this $h!t clearly, it falls into place. I got her entire family on board.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Any marriage that cannot survive a presidential election wasn’t worth saving anyway.

I can barely stand dealing with flaming libtards outside of the home.

It would be hell on earth to be married to one!

[zeebee]

On the other hand, I have made several new friends because they are Trump supporters.

[sickoflibs]

RE:”Call it the end of the Carville-Matalin era, when relationships like Clinton adviser James Carville’s marriage to Bush family adviser Mary Matalin were celebrated”

Now there is an ugly pair, not just their looks but their voices.

[heights]

I know of a guy that is a much-millinaire and bought his daughters and wife everything they wanted, including homes, but now they want nothing to do with him. The reason? He is a “White Male Trump Supporter”.