First date went something like this?
Me:So, what’s your sign?
Girl: Gemini.
Me: (thinking to myself “strike one.”) Ah, you following the election?
Girl: Oh yeah. I think Bernie is the greatest.
Me: (thinking strike 2.) Oh, you like Bernie. I suppose that means you’re Pro choice.
Girl:Oh yeah, right up until delivery.
Me:His $10 for your glass of wine...see ya!
I had one date say that I was evil because I did business with the eeeeevvvviiiiiilllll Koch Brothers (one of my clients was Flint Hills Resources). That was shortly before I left Minnestoopid and returned to Texas.