Posted on 04/05/2017 7:23:56 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
FRESNO COUNTY, Calif. -- A woman was found near Table Mountain, California on Tuesday morning, and she doesn’t seem to know who she is, the Fresno Police Department said.
“She was wet, she said she had been in the lake, said she needed help and needed to be taken to the hospital,” said Fresno Police.
The woman was found about 3:15 a.m. walking in the middle of the street.
When she was found, her hair was wet, and she was mostly naked. She told officers she had been in the water.
She answers, “I don’t know” to most questions, police said. She has claimed to be a mermaid named “Joanna.”
“We did go through records after fingerprinting her and we still did not come up with her identity,” said Hudson.
She is 5-foot-4, weighs 150 pounds and has webbed feet.
“There are some strange things that happen up here,” said neighbor Karon Renwick. “We’re in the mountains.”
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it means her Uncle brother said, "good lord girl put yer clothes on yer scarin the livestock!"
Check with the local drug dealers.
In the Muslim world, “mostly naked” means showing an ankle.
Crazy is great in bed.
I say! That’s the ticket! Dump her in the tank at SeaWorld-we must help the self-identified, even if they are more manatee than mermaid.
Perhaps the confusion is because she is still transitioning?
Do the cops and health care folks violate California law as they try to convince the poor mermaid that she really isn’t a mermaid?
She can really put away the lobster !
No, crazy is crazy in bed and out of bed and then you have crazy on you like a booger on your finger. Then you have a crazy baby momma that can’t find her home but can find the courtroom with no problems. Then you are funding crazy along with her new boyfriend who wants more of your money.
When crazy comes in the room, pour yourself a big ole shot of Nope
Well, I was laughing, up to the “webbed feet” part...
“Her lips say, ‘I Love You’, but he eyes say, ‘Helter Skelter! Helter Skelter!’”
-Robin Williams
Not another partially naked web foot women who claims to be a mermaid story..!?
Yabut, turns out *I* am the crazy one.
“But I wanted to see pics of her feet”...........
Same here, the proof is in the foot prints. Worthless article without pictures.
Yikes, throw her back in the water!
I hope she’s not still in school. It will get pretty expensive to retrofit all classrooms with pools to accommodate her species identification.
Yer killin me, lol.
OH! Them Thare Mountains.
Too bad Lobsterboy left this mortal coil to soon.
I liked “Lady in the Water”. The movie was sort of a puzzle and it was also more about the ambience of the story than the story itself.
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