Posted on 03/20/2017 4:36:37 PM PDT by RightGeek
You can't do anything these days without getting the progressives all bent out of shape. You can't even make a movie about an Amazonian warrior princess who can hold her own with the likes of Superman and Batman without wounding the feelings of a modern feminist, because something about that warrior princess will still not be "progressive" enough.
For example: Wonder Woman has shaved her armpits, and THAT IS NOT OK:
Twitter exploded at the revelation, claiming women of the fictional matriarchy Themyscira would probably not shave their armpits. Some speculated that Gadot’s armpits were photoshopped to show a sheen, immaculate visage, unattainable by real women.Many woke, intersectional journalists were also angered by the lack of gross armpit hair.
“Is this seriously still happening in 2017,” cried Slate.
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Complaining that a woman chosen for this role partly due to her beauty has shaved her pits is possibly the most stupid thing humanly possible under those circumstances.
Then again, these progressives are the kind of people who have already said they will boycott the movie anyway -- because Gal Gadot supports Israel, and worse, she's an actual Israeli.
Since so many of them won't be going to see the movie, why do they care so much about her hygiene habits? Because they're not happy unless they're making everyone else in the world miserable.
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I watched the film 1984 and was struck by the body hair shown.
Personally, I am more interested in how the feminists would react to her shaving or not shaving her legs and pubic hair.
After all she is a warrior princess!
P.S. That magic rope she uses to make men tell the truth is just a bondage fetish thing.
Wonder Woman is over the top and that is why she is popular with teenage boys and men who use to be teenage boys.
Worse than that; she doesn’t even smell bad.
Feminazis are outraged. Outraged, I tell you.
smh.
(presses fingertips together) Eeeexcellllennnt.
I say because there are NO transgenders in the NFL and NBA both leagues should be boycotted. /s
An oldie but a goodie. LOL...
That is why they promote Samantha Bee
“My first Thai wife had zero body hair except for her pubic patch. She never shaved her legs or underarms.”
My wife is Chinese and is the same.
tmi
I watched all those original Wonder Woman shows...
Linda Carters shaven armpits didn’t faze my “feminist” id...
I’ve been in the kitchen cooking on and off for hours. To think I could have been watching my arm pit hair grow.
Not Completely Fake Facts
William Mouton Marston invented Wonder Woman.
He also invented the polygraph machine or `lie detector’.
Wonder Woman’s “lasso of truth’ was made from weaving her plucked body hairs together, especially pit hairs. Just a few moments of being bound in her funky follicles and the miscreant would confess to anything.
My Korean girlfriend was the same way. Met her while I was stationed in Germany, go figure.
It is a wonder woman has no armpit hair. Maybe she doesn’t believe in pub(l)ic hair.
Wonder Woman is suppose to be an Amazon, a mythical ancient Greek woman, which both men and women removed allot of their body hair back then. It was considered civilized, not those hairy barbarians. But with these SJW, Lets not get facts in the way. Oh by the way, since the actress is Israeli and supports Israel....now SJW are really really upset since the world would be better with less Jews according to them.
And shaved legs to boot! Thank goodness.
Large American Breasts, Deep Thoughts
Amazons also cut their left breasts off so they could shoot arrows better.
All the Wonder Women I’ve ever seen appear to have both their fun bags.
I wish we could cut all our left boobs off, starting with Sheila Jackson Lee.
That is one of the funniest pictures I’ve ever seen.
Yeah, but she was Lawless!
Which movie is the upper right pic from? The 2017 WW one?
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