Latest Snowflake Outrage: Wonder Woman Has No Armpit Hair

PJ Media ^ | 3/20/17 | Tom Knighton

[RightGeek]

You can't do anything these days without getting the progressives all bent out of shape. You can't even make a movie about an Amazonian warrior princess who can hold her own with the likes of Superman and Batman without wounding the feelings of a modern feminist, because something about that warrior princess will still not be "progressive" enough.

For example: Wonder Woman has shaved her armpits, and THAT IS NOT OK:

Twitter exploded at the revelation, claiming women of the fictional matriarchy Themyscira would probably not shave their armpits. Some speculated that Gadot’s armpits were photoshopped to show a sheen, immaculate visage, unattainable by real women.

Many woke, intersectional journalists were also angered by the lack of gross armpit hair.

“Is this seriously still happening in 2017,” cried Slate.

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Complaining that a woman chosen for this role partly due to her beauty has shaved her pits is possibly the most stupid thing humanly possible under those circumstances.

Then again, these progressives are the kind of people who have already said they will boycott the movie anyway -- because Gal Gadot supports Israel, and worse, she's an actual Israeli.

Since so many of them won't be going to see the movie, why do they care so much about her hygiene habits? Because they're not happy unless they're making everyone else in the world miserable.

[Travis McGee]

Accept no substitute.

[yarddog]

I once dated a little cutie who did not shave anything. I did not even notice until she told me. Her hair was so fine and light colored that I think it actually enhanced her appearance. She had light brown hair everywhere.

Now Italian women would be something entirely different.

[Enterprise]

[RightGeek]

[Sasparilla]

The “women” who object probably braid their underarm hair.

[Organic Panic]

I wish my life were so easy, so boring, and so free of worries I had time to sit around and invent problems for myself.

[DoughtyOne]

Script: Now, if only she has arm pit hair. Seriously?

[SkyDancer]

Unless he wants to play Wonder Woman

[Organic Panic]

"This is almost as bad as the time mom ran out marshmallows for my coco."

[ASA Vet]

I don’t have much either.

Are you Asian?

[soycd]

Just the thought of the smells emanating from your average islam ISIS camp is enough to thank Wonder Woman for the bleach.

[be-baw]

“Are you Asian?”

Nope. Scottish on my dad’s side, French/English on my mom’s. I’m unusually bereft of body hair.

[PLMerite]

"Neither did Xena The Warrior Princess..."

[Bringbackthedraft]

I don’t see any hairy legs or cottage cheese either. Why does she have to look like a centerfold? Couldn’t she do everything she does with a spare tire too? Its Hollywood, and sex sells best.

[Bratch]

[x]

How come Superman doesn't have a beard?

Or is that Lois Lane's job?

[RightGeek]

Sort of like this

[Mr Ramsbotham]

[dforest]

Lefties might have liked her if she had armpit hair crawling with lice and crotch crabs.