[T-Bone Texan]

"...but she is the equivalent of a queef from a blue waffle infection...

Normally I love waffles but I googled it, and that ain't a waffle! You may have cured me of heterosexuality. Blue waffle may even be the goatse of our era.

DO NOT GOOGLE "BLUE WAFFLE"! Or do, whatever.

[Gaffer]

That was your mistake. I WARNED YOU my answer was crude! :0)