[Savage Beast]

I accidentally saw CNN briefly today while channel surfing--some one called Brooks or something like that.

Anyway, she had this man on--I don't know who is is--who said...he actually said this...with a STRAIGHT FACE! "CNN and the New York Times don't root for ANY President."

He actually said that...I kid you not.

The length of his nose increased by 12 inches.

It was amazing to behold.

[generally]

I’m surprised his pants didn’t catch fire.