Dang! I was joking, but to hear that it may actually be like that-—Dang! Thanks for the warning. Scary.
About 500 miles north of the border we found a McDonalds. We were quite happy, I could just taste the Big Mac as we noticed the sign in the distance. We got there the place looked odd. The McDonald arch was not the right shape, neither was the building. No McDonalds uniforms on employees, no familiar menu. Didn’t smell too good either. We left without eating.