“If I could post a picture you would see a 28lb, long-legged black and brown mini-Doberman. The DNA people said I had a Chihuahua - Akita blend. Like I said ... pure crap.”
That reminds me of those water filter people who leave a sample bottle hanging from your mailbox offering a free water test.
I filled mine with distilled water and got a phone call from a lady reading a script that said “ sediment and fecal cololform bacteria” were present.
I pissed in the bottle and hung it back on my mailbox post.
They never called back.