Posted on 02/09/2017 6:10:00 PM PST by simpson96
Catalina Velasquez is an illegal alien from Colombia who also says he is a woman. Catalina claims that if he is deported to his native Colombia, he will be killed for pretending to be a woman.
There are 47 million people in Colombia. All 47 million know what he looks like and are sworn to kill him. Colombia is over 440,000 square miles in size. Catalina knows that if he sets foot in any of those 440,000 square miles, there will always be one of those 47 million people who have sworn to kill him just waiting for him. Therefore, he says he is entitled to stay in America.
That's also why Catalina went to gofundme.com to ask for $2,800 to pay for legal fees in case he is deported. So far, Catalina has raised about $2,600 for his efforts.
The WaPo story on this featured a very girly photo of Catalina. But I found a much better one where he seems to be growing a moustache.
"Fluent in English, Spanish, and Italian, Catalina is an alumnus [sic] of Georgetown University's Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service, where he [sic] majored in International Politics: International Law, Norms, & Institutions with a Certificate in Women [sic] and Gender Studies."
I guess that's where Catalina learned so much about being a girl: in school. I wonder: does Georgetown now give male students certificates listing them as girls after majoring in being a girl?
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
This MAN better be glad he wasn’t partying in a certain gay club in Orlando a few months back.
You would think a graduate of Georgetown would be able to earn $2800 but, then again, it wasn’t that long ago one of their students was trying to get the taxpayers to pay for her birth control. I guess a Jesuit education is not what it used to be.
“Catalina” works for People for the American Way and has sterling leftist credentials.
Adios, muchacho!
And the men already wear dresses in Saudi Arabia!
The question is...HOW did he manage to get a college degree, HERE, anyway? WHO PAID FOR IT?
Check out the giant hamsa (Miriam’s hand) necklace. Methinks he may have taken the briss thing too far ...
“Catalina claims that if he is deported to his native Colombia, he will be killed for pretending to be a woman.”
That works for me.
Dear God make it stop!
Trying to care....nope. don’t care.
How interesting that “Catalina” also raised $10k on Gofundme to “keep the memory alive” for her ostensibly murdered relative “Jimmy.”
https://www.gofundme.com/vr7qrmk
Here’s his asylum solicitation. The photo is fabulous!
https://www.gofundme.com/catalina-asylum-app
“...Georgetown University...”
Where the tuition is over $46,000 a year.
Here’s an idea. Stop dressing up as a woman.
Aint it the truth. Crazy goings on these days.
He can get a haircut and men’s clothes before he’s deported.
I have spent a lot of time in Colombia - I’m sure that Jose or Maria from Colombia couldn’t care less about this cretin. Sne it back and let it scratch for a living.
Thanks for for the belly laugh!
“Catalina Velasquez is an illegal alien from Colombia who also says he is a woman”
And an UGH-IH-LEE one too.
Send it to Pakistan. They like those kinds of things over there.
Just the sort of constituent the Democrats are seeking.
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