Hamas explosives chief accidentally blows himself up

Legal Insurrection ^ | 2/5/2017 | William A Jacobson

[Thom Pain]

Previously they would call this Workplace Violence

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Hoist with his own petard.

[TChad]

What’s the going rate in virgins for blowing yourself up?

[Sasparilla]

... Quqa was the head of Hamas’s explosives unit....
However, after blast his terrorist associates were unable to locate it.

[DrDude]

Should have taken a few thousand of the Muzzies with him. Very nice instructional expierence.

[Billthedrill]

It may have been my fault. He calls me on the phone and he sez, “Abu bin Drill, I have this hand grenade. What shall I do with it?” and I sez, “Yo, Wally,” (that’s what we used to call him at the madrassa, Wally,) “Pull the pin and throw it.” And he did, and then the grenade went off in his other hand. Inshallah, baby.

[exit82]

Q: what do you call a suicide bomber with no arms or legs?

Second base. ;)

[libstripper]

Since he believes in self-determination of identity, he could also declare himself an eagle, climb to the top of the Washington Monument, flap his arms, screech like an eagle, and jump off. I’d love to have a video of that, including the SPLAT!!

[Bulwyf]

One cross eyed deformed goat.

[freedumb2003]

“Whatever happens DON’T PUSH THIS BUTTON!”

“Which button?”

“THIS one!”

[tumblindice]

[MuttTheHoople]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueywqUBW3oM

[tomkat]

..the Hamas commander had been brought to the hospital with his arms and legs blown off.

Dang .. last night's amazing win, and now THIS !

GREAT start to the week so far   :-))

[MtnClimber]

I wonder if Mossad had the phone number of the cell phone he installed as the detonator?

[M-cubed]

punchline to an old old joke.... bet few here have heard the lead in

[lonevoice]

[DJ Taylor]

"Israelis sweeping the area with RF energy again?"

If he didn't know he had to keep his electric blasting caps shunted, he wasn't much of an explosive chief, he was just an explosives accident waiting to happen.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Premature jihadulation

[mississippi red-neck]

Lets see now, were in the hell did I lay that blasting cap, maybe if I just sit down a min-——

[Secret Agent Man]

this was no accident

allah willed it