Hahaha... Perfect!
I don’t think I would want to wear that. It seems like it would be awful ruff.
:-)
That reminds me, I gave my sister a little wooden plaque some years ago that she has hanging in her kitchen that says something like:
Dog hair is considered a condiment here.
They are on their 2nd German Shepherd and boy oh boy do those big dudes shed! Wonderful and loving dogs though!