I don’t think he will last 2 years. He will off himself, he has already tried twice.
Dang, can you imagine when all of a sudden he (that chromosome thing never goes away) has to pay rent, find his own food, cook it and clean up afterwards, do his own laundry, never mind the electric and water bills . . . . . .
He will have a sudden anxiety attack and shortly thereafter
a. Assume room temperature
b. Go TU Tango-Uniform (Toes Up)
c. Take the eternal celestial dirt nap.
I say he/she/it doesn’t see 2018.