[WhatNot]

I want to tell everybody, that I have personally captured a live 9ft tall Sasquatch, and have him chained up in my basement.

I have no evidence of this, but you have to believe me, because I said it's true.

[kiryandil]

I want to tell everybody, that I have personally captured a live 9ft tall Sasquatch, and have him chained up in my basement.

You were a canny lad to adopt a unicorn from the shelter.

It keeps the Sasquatch calm, I'm told.