Posted on 12/11/2016 6:18:59 AM PST by billorites
Fox News reported this week that Obama is planning a farewell tour in mid-January boy, I sure hope this is some more of that fake news the alt-left is so worried about.
Farewell tour? I mean, its not like this Barry Soetoro is a beloved figure like Big Papi. How can we miss him if he wont go away?
Its all about his legacy as if $10 trillion added to the national debt and an eight-year societal malaise arent enough of a legacy.
But just in case he really is planning a tour, where should Obama go, and how should he commemorate his eight dismal years?
He should definitely try to visit as many of what he thinks are the 57 or 59 states, not to mention a few foreign countries like Austria, where he said they speak Austrian, or Afghanistan, where he claimed the native tongue is Arabic.
He should definitely stop off at Fort Hood. You know, the place where a Muslim terrorist killed 13 Americans and Obama went on national TV to lecture us about workplace violence.
He could visit the Red Line no, not the one here, the one in Syria that he dared Assad to step over, which he promptly did and ... hows that one working out for you, Barry?
Central Square, Cambridge lecture the cops one final time on how they have acted stupidly.
Stop by his Uncle Omars package store in Framingham and celebrate the only illegal alien in the nation who actually works for a living and isnt on welfare (unlike his late Auntie Zeituni).
Obama should personally visit every American family that, as promised by him, got to keep their doctor and their health insurance and saved $2,500 on the premiums too.
It wont take long, because there arent any such families, just like there arent any Muslim founding fathers, although he claimed there were some of them, too.
A must stop in the Midwest Ferguson, Mo., where his Hands Up Dont Shoot! fake-news myth was born.
A shuttered coal mine in West Virginia. The boarded-up Solyndra factory in Fremont, Calif.
Celebrate the new industries his fundamental transformation of America policies have created lets schedule a visit to a prayer-rug factory in Dearborn.
Gotta drop a dozen doughnuts off at the regional IRS office in Cincinnati. You know, the one where the rogue agents decided on their own to start persecuting Tea Party groups, without any prompting from anyone in his administration.
He should go back to Chicago and check in with his composite girlfriend, or maybe he can return to the living room of his dear friends, convicted terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.
Gotta have a few sports stops, maybe at Cominskey Field in Chicago, or a whistle-stop at State College, Pa., to salute the team he calls the Nittaly Lions.
Definitely needs to visit the seashore, because, after all, theres so much more beachfront property now that the sea levels have been receding since 2008, just like he promised would happen if he were elected president.
Stop by ABC News in D.C. and deliver a box of Kleenex to Martha Raddatz, who was boo-hoo-hooing on Election Night.
Phone ahead to the halfway house where Nakoula B. Nakoula was locked up after Obama and Hillary decided that patsy was going to take the fall for their Benghazi fiasco, even though nobody had ever heard of him or his film, let alone seen it.
Obama could at least do a flyover above the Animas River in southern Colorado, into which his EPA dumped 3 million gallons of heavy metal-filled wastewater last year and the mainstream media are worried about what Donald Trump is going to do to the environment!
The Animas is right on the way to Florence, Colo., which Im sure the president will want to visit as he hand-delivers a presidential pardon to Supermax Prison inmate 95079-038, also known as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
Barack can order Air Force One to land on the tarmac at the Phoenix Airport to remind everyone how Bill Clinton put the fix in with AG Loretta Lynch so that his corrupt wife Hillary wouldnt be indicted before the election.
Visit some of the national monuments he shut down during all those fake government shutdowns.
Definitely needs to schedule a stopover in Hawaii, or as he calls it, Asia.
Hey, Barack, forget the farewell tour. Just take the words of Oliver Cromwell from 1653 to heart:
It is high time to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue and defiled by your practice of every vice ... In the name of God, go!
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His enemy islamist allah fubar tour.
When an idol is sculptured from cow manure, it normally smells. It’s no surprise that the smell will linger in DC for years to come. No amount of Febreze will be of help in deterring the stench.
So much focus on the negatives! How about some of his accomplishments? Hmmm, I know I can think of at least one. Just give me a second.
Oh, I know - how about:
Firearms Salesman of the Year - eight years running!
Good riddance to the most vile, disgusting, piece of trash to ever inhabit the country. May he and his troop of monkeys soon leave the country.
He would never mix with the deplorables, racists, bible toting hillbillies. His farewell tour to America will start in Brussels where he hopes to gain support for his UN takeover.
All you need to figure out on Obummer’s re-election is WHO was counting the votes, cloudmountain.
I assumed it was a farewell tour of America’s golf courses. Although there are many that are anxious to bid him farewell, I doubt he’d want to see them.
Outside of hard-left circles in Europe, Obama is thoroughly despised and disrespected in the rest of the world. That is why we face the current international situation; he systematically retreated around the globe because he is on the other team (primarily radical Islam). He doesn’t believe in American exceptionalism, and views this country through ghetto lenses.
His greatest accomplishment was the ushering in of President Donald J. Trump.
i can see the lack of crowds from here.
do you think stuffing the ballot box w/ the votes of the dead was new with hillary?
they've been doing it for decades.
insuring the integrity of the vote is VITAL over the next four years
The POS Tour.
“The boarded-up Solyndra factory in Fremont, Calif.”
That is, unfortunately not true. There is a new company occupying that building. It’s been there for several years. And BTW, it’s within a mile of the Tesla Plant, which despite all the stuff about subsidies, is actually turning out a product that people are buying.
I agree with you. Just like we had to endure Carter to get Reagan, we've had to endure Obama to get Trump.
They forgot Man’s Country.
ALL TRUE!
Yup.
It is so interesting. THIS is the greatest country in the world. Only the Roman Empire was greater. YET, we do oodles of bellyaching and complaining about the bad stuff that happens here.
We are so spoiled.
We are so lucky to we live here. Our good Lord has truly blessed us and we should get down on our knees every day and thank Him.
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