Next up:
UNICORNS VOTED TEN TIMES EACH!
SPAGETTI MADE EVERYONE VOTE TRUMP!
SMALL TREES IN PLASTIC URNS WERE TO BLAME!
SPACE ALIENS ALTERED THE RESULTS!
COTTON CANDY CLOUDS TOOK AWAY HILLARY VOTES!
I’m serious. These are next. Check them off as each one is pitched.
“SMALL TREES IN PLASTIC URNS WERE TO BLAME!”
Finally a rational idea. It was a shrubbery! !NI!
COTTON CANDY CLOUDS TOOK AWAY HILLARY VOTES!
That one is true. Thanks cotton candy clouds!
Same space aliens that Carville said sold cigarettes to kids.