Anthony Weiner too broke to stay in sex rehab

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[ChicagoConservative27]

Anthony Weiner is apparently so broke that he had to cut short his rehabilitation for sexting addiction at a Tennessee ranch.

“His family wanted him to stay 90 days, but he had to leave because he ran out of money,” one source told me.

It is believed Weiner — known as Carlos Danger by some crotch-shot recipients — was billed $25,000 for the 35-day program at the Recovery Ranch.

“His parents took out a mortgage on their house to pay for his rehab,” my source said.

The former congressman is unemployable and potentially in debt. The Post reported Friday he’s been hit with $65,000 in fines for improper use of campaign funds — money it sounds like he doesn’t have.

Weiner returned last week to the Upper East Side apartment he still shares with his wife Huma Abedin, who announced their separation in August, and their son Jordan, 4.

Abedin is believed to be getting a steady paycheck from the Clinton Foundation, where she has worked before.

[Bubba_Leroy]

There is a much cheaper and quicker alternative treatment that is readily available.

Tractor Supply Castration Kit

[SaveFerris]

Awww, ya beat me to it.....

(frowny face)

[Zeppo]

Maybe he should try getting Obamacare to pay for it.

Hey Anthony - You voted for that obamanation, now you need to suck it up and reap what you’ve sown.

[Paradox]

They can afford this:

[Paradox]

[eaglestar]

[sheana]

This is a 2 yr old article talking about how they were looking at a cheaper apartment...$8k per month. I’m thinking they may need to move again.....to a much much cheaper place.
Bwahahahahaha

[jy8z]

Burdizzo

Been used on the farm for many animals through the years.

[Liz]

Anthony is really, really trying....he auditioned for the title role in the TV special on Creation, “Adam.”

Alas, wardrobe could not find a fig leaf small enough to cover Anthony’s nether region.

[Covenantor]

LOL!

[NFHale]

Yeah, evidently, he’s a broke weiner...

There’s medicine for that, you know...

[tumblindice]

How's it goin' Tony By hand ... tell me about this `hand counting'.

[Oratam]

Their kid’s name is Jordan. Hilarious!

[adorno]

...and yet somehow he thought he could make decisions which affected every American when he was in Congress!

Even worse than that, is that, there was a person who had much worse sexual perversions, and he actually made much bigger decisions that affected every American, while serving as president.

Which is the less offensive? Wiener or cigar?

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

So, he pulled out prematurely? (of rehab, that is)

[soycd]

In other news...earthworms die by fish eating them.

[Kid Shelleen]

He should ask Eliot Spitzer for some money. Spritzer is phenomenally wealthy plus Wiener and Spritzer have a lot in common.

[Jamestown1630]

I don’t think that will work. As another Freeper recently said, he looks like a plucked baby bird ;-)

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Did Carlos Danger set the Tennessee wildfires while he was there?

[Secret Agent Man]

Something about mishearing a chinese guy talking about the election....