Posted on 11/27/2016 8:55:36 AM PST by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
On November 8th, Fidel was doing very poorly and was sounded disoriented. However, he was aware of the election in America between his friends, The Clintons, and the patriotic American-Donald Trump.
El Comandante assumed that globalizing socialist was destined to become the next US president. And so he laid down with a happy smile on his face and went to sleep. The nursing staff took over and monitored his vital signs. His family went to the other room to watch the news of the US election.
When the Castro sons realized that Donald Trump had won in America they threw their mojitos out the window and got in a horrible fight about their future in Cuba. And now for the hard part, no one dared to be the one to wake and tell their father. Since he appeared comatose any way, why bother the old man? Fortunately for everyone, Fidel remained semi-conscious for many days.
When ever he would stir, an argument ensued. The seven sons debated who would have to deliver the devastating news that Trump had won. Fidel’s doctor had suggested that they not tell him anything. Or, tell their father that the Clintons won again and all remains the same for Cuba. The same miserable communist life for the people, and a life of opulence and great wealth for the Castro familia.
Yesterday they argued so loudly, Fidel awoke. He was back to his usual self and he wanted to watch the election results. They quickly summoned Uncle Raul to deliver the terrible news to Fidel. Raul Castro had been busy scheming over their fate. He came in around 10:20PM and he leaned over Fidel's bed and whispered in his ear,
“Dearest brother, It seems that the Americans have chosen Donald Trump to be their leader,” “I am very sorry for all of us." "Your billion dollar loot combined with my five hundred millions should be enough for us to live handsomely in exile." "We should leave before the United States gets the real American president in office." "Fidel, I have checked, they have room for us in Bolivia or Mexico."
With that news, Fidel’s eyes grew big and round, he clutched his chest and he died. And that was that. News of Donald Trump’s glorious win gave Castro a massive heart attack.
(translation from Spanish)
That article gives the best insight on how Trump might deal with Cuba.
There are 2 embed videos including one interview with Bay of Pig Veterans- very good.
He will keep his promise “not to economically or politically prop-up Castro’s dictatorship.”
Winning!
That is great. My one surviving grandparent, my grandmother will be 99 in January and is not in great shape at this point. She was too ill to vote and the relatives she lives with didn’t get the mail in ballot arranged.
Anyway, she also hates Hillary and loves Trump.
She is also thrilled that our country won’t be enduring Hillary.
I have a 96 year old uncle in bad health who did arrange to early vote with his wife, both voted for Trump of course.
Cheers for wise old people!
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