Posted on 11/27/2016 1:22:24 AM PST by UMCRevMom@aol.com
When the honeymoon is over, couples start getting real with each other. The key to a good marriage is compromise. Whether it’s about who does what chores around the house or who’s picking dinner, a healthy give-and-take ratio is what makes a long-lasting marriage possible. Of course, venting on Twitter from time to time doesn't hurt either.
Whether you’ve been married for ten years or ten days, every couple can relate to these 15 tweets. Check out our list of some of the funniest jokes about marriage as told by the Internet - then clean out the dishwasher. Seriously, there’s a bowl-and-cup Mount Everest in the sink.
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You just made it worse by turning it into a TRIPLE post!
. . AND I just doubled down on it and increased the
transgression to NOW a QUADRUUPLE POST! - Someone will
probably wander by and turn it into a SEXTUPLET POST! After
that, WHAT THEN?!!
Then we anticipate 7 and wonder what the word is....
It’s not just the media. Several male Freepers in the first 50 comments admitted they do it. They think it’s funny. Well, to other men, it probably is. And actually, many women do seem to think it’s cute because deep down they like being mommies to overgrown boys. I am just not one of them.
LOLOL!! Thank you!
My Sunday school teacher and his wife have been married for almost forty years. He said that they NEVER talked about “divorce”. Murder, yes. Divorce, no.
Total anti-male crap. I guess “womansplaining” is just fine. Typical BS portraying fathers and husbands as overgrown who require “adult” i.e. female supervision. If you reversed the gender on any of these , it would be considered sexist.
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Worth repeating.
ALL IN JEST!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!
(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)
I don’t take no crap from anybody
[else but you]
I wear the pants around here
[when I finish with your laundry]
Coz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight
[When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”]
I’m the man of this house
[until you get home]
(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)
What I say goes around here
[right out the window]
and I don’t wanna hear a lot of whining
[so I’ll shut up]
The sooner you learn who’s Boss around here
[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Coz I’m Head-Honcho around here
[but it’s all in my head]
(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)
And I can have sex anytime
[that you want it]
Coz I’m a man who has needs
[but they’re not that important]
And don’t expect any flowers from me
[Coz if I’m not mistaken you prefer jewellery]
I’m the King of my castle
[when you’re not around]
(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)
And I’ll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna
[get in trouble]
And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready
[to sleep on the couch]
Coz a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
[And I’m gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I’m Top dog around here
[but I’ve been neutered]
(He’s the man!)
(He’s the man!)
(You the man!)
You’re doing it wrong. Life like the weather has its stormy days but sunny days are just over the hill. We’re going on 45 years together.
because the alternative is me doing those things!
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Another ‘angle’ (used in Clubs etc) is
“Don’t “F” with the volunteer help, lest you want to do it yourself”!!
Used to get a kick out of the movies (guess some in real life also) how person(s) would sit there and berate and completely ‘P’ on another person then ORDER them to go fix dinner.
No thanks, think I will drop down to the Toddle House or Waffle House and hope their friend isn’t working ..
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Congrats to you.
There's an entire department for that where I work.
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