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15 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Really Hit Home
WIMP.com ^ | 11-26-2016 | Archit Tripathi

Posted on 11/27/2016 1:22:24 AM PST by UMCRevMom@aol.com

When the honeymoon is over, couples start getting real with each other. The key to a good marriage is compromise. Whether it’s about who does what chores around the house or who’s picking dinner, a healthy give-and-take ratio is what makes a long-lasting marriage possible. Of course, venting on Twitter from time to time doesn't hurt either.

Whether you’ve been married for ten years or ten days, every couple can relate to these 15 tweets. Check out our list of some of the funniest jokes about marriage as told by the Internet - then clean out the dishwasher. Seriously, there’s a bowl-and-cup Mount Everest in the sink.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clickbait; genderwars; husbands; jokes; marriage; marriagejokes; marriagetweets; marriedjokes; marriedlife; wives
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To: southern rock

Yeah, most of these are “funny” because, you know ... “men are stupid”.


21 posted on 11/27/2016 4:20:42 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

.....at the time we were married about two years...
Out at an Italian resturant we both enjoyed and my
wife decided to bring up something that was bothering her all day.....me, so it seemed. On and on it went....finally the waitress came over to take our order. She had a hard time deciding what she was going to have....so I ordered. Then to make sure the rest of the meal was civil, I simply reminded her “ don’t forget hun,you’re eating for two”...well the waitress went into the obligatory when are you due blah blah blah...and I got to watch as she had to go through all the customary details...*grins*...of course she wasn’t pregnant, and by the glare she was giving me
I could tell she wasn’t going to conceive that evening.


22 posted on 11/27/2016 4:38:52 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: ClearCase_guy

Men are. So are women. About each others’ worlds. Culture clash is always a good comedy theme. When the balance gets tipped, then it gets into hostile bigotry. At the moment, in pop culture, men are stupid is the theme, but it’s not humor.

In all classic comedy, what lasts is balanced.


23 posted on 11/27/2016 4:49:17 AM PST by stanne
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To: Organic Panic

” no man is complete until he’s married. Then he’s finished”

-George Bernard Shaw.

CC


24 posted on 11/27/2016 4:53:33 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: glock rocks

It is the lighthearted banter that can make a marriage fun. In our early days , ours could be classified as “male logic vs. raw feminine emotion”.
Now we just have silly fun. You and your wife sound like you had that connection-one that is a blessing and comic relief.


25 posted on 11/27/2016 4:55:10 AM PST by karatemom
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To: MarMema

marking


26 posted on 11/27/2016 4:58:24 AM PST by MarMema (thank you President elect Trump for all you have done!!!)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

27 posted on 11/27/2016 4:58:47 AM PST by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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To: matchgirl

Burned?

Your user name sort of fits!


28 posted on 11/27/2016 5:00:12 AM PST by Alas Babylon!
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Marriage- You don’t have to love it.

Children- Having them is not a gift to the community.

Divorce? Hey, if they’re happy, I’m happy.

Single? Be careful what you wish for.


29 posted on 11/27/2016 5:08:41 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: southern rock

The tweets I read included men commenting on their wives.

It’s early, I’m on my first cup of coffee and I laughed out loud at most of them.

The essence of comedy is that it contains some truth. I’m female and been married for over 40 years to my third husband. #1 was a mistake. #2 died young after a terrible accident and a long period as an invalid. #3 is a keeper, but it takes work from us both.

Men and women really are two different species who nevertheless need each other. It’s thesis<>antithesis>>synthesis with the expected conflict that comes from opposites in close proximity. Sometimes it’s funny. This was.


30 posted on 11/27/2016 5:16:18 AM PST by reformedliberal
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To: karatemom

That we did. I learned early never to confront her in the kitchen ... Sicilians tend to speak with their hands, especially when it involves cutlery :o)

Eleven years this month. Raised two amazing kids. Sure miss her.


31 posted on 11/27/2016 5:17:26 AM PST by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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To: UMCRevMom@aol.com

Him: do you want a cup of coffee?
Me: sure
Him, good, get me one too.


32 posted on 11/27/2016 5:21:20 AM PST by small farm girl
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To: xrmusn

That is pretty sad. I wouldn’t even say you were pretending.


33 posted on 11/27/2016 5:22:08 AM PST by zek157
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To: Gaffer

2. Or hired someone to do it and gave the bill to you. ;)


34 posted on 11/27/2016 5:22:12 AM PST by kalee
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To: Dustoff45
Since it is Sunday Morning - True Story

Preacher, giving a sermon on Marriage - Don't raise your hands, but how many of you couples had some kind of fight on the way to church this morning?

Well, I want you to know my wife and I never fight on the way to church....We take separate cars.

35 posted on 11/27/2016 5:25:49 AM PST by Dustoff45 (A change is a comin')
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To: small farm girl

Cream, and one sugar, darlin.


36 posted on 11/27/2016 5:26:32 AM PST by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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To: Organic Panic

It is actually very nice if you are blessed with the right one.

Hard to find the “right one” though.

So very hard.


37 posted on 11/27/2016 5:37:23 AM PST by a real Sheila (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!!!)
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To: fulltlt
I can relate...

The wife will be thinking of something and then out of the blue ask my opinion on it...

wife: do you think the color blue would look good...
me: turn and stare...
wife: what you are staring at
me: you asked me a random question about the color blue
wife: Oh' you know what I'm talking about...

38 posted on 11/27/2016 5:45:42 AM PST by Popman
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To: glock rocks

We did too....for 44 years. I miss that.


39 posted on 11/27/2016 5:46:07 AM PST by jch10 (BHO, worst president ever!)
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To: jch10

Yah, it’s not just her that I miss, it’s us that I miss.


40 posted on 11/27/2016 5:50:49 AM PST by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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