I can't help you...I'm on the left coast.
Encourage conservative ticket buyers to set their cellphone's ringtone to the presidential anthem "Hail to the Chief", and let it rip full volume during the play. Repeatedly, and say "So sorry, but I'm upholding American values in response to your request to VP Pence!". Disrupt their crappy play, like democrat protesters disrupted traffic in major cities. Time to fight back.