Well you should apply to the British Foreign Service then. You could be put in charge of the tsk tsk desk to remind raped vacationing British women up on Muslim sex charges for being raised that they volunteered for the experience when they choose to go to Dubai in the first place - and then smile and offer yourself for the pleasure of the rapists as you stamp their return visas to England.
That way, you could get Britain to pay for the freezer for your heart.
What the heck are you going on about? Where did I not show the empathy you think they deserved? But if you travel to Arabia (and I’m sorry - Brits are Arabists - that’s a fact) you will often end up in these evil situations.
Get over yourself.