Yeah I thought the same thing. Your boss gives you an I7 with all the bells and whistles,( you know they buy the best with tax money), and tells you to take it out of town and beat the hell out of it with a hammer. So you take it home and reinstall windowz and call it yours. Then your stinking perv husband gets busted and they take your stuff to the FBI lab and find emails she said she erased with Top Secret stuff and you say WADEAMINUTE!! It ain’t mine! Let’s make a deal!
That seems plausible to me.
Watch for a quick pardon by zero so we can have a “fair” election.