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EPA Porn Watcher Masturbated on the Job
Washington Free Beacon ^ | 10/22/16 | Follow

Posted on 10/22/2016 6:27:21 AM PDT by pabianice

A notorious pornography watcher at the Environmental Protection Agency admitted to masturbating while at work, according to documents obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request.

E&E News reported Thursday that two employees who watched up to six hours of porn a day apologized for their actions.

U.S. EPA employees caught watching pornography on the job expressed surprise, boredom and ultimately regret for their actions, according to documents obtained by E&E News under the Freedom of Information Act.

Investigators for the EPA inspector general secured sworn statements by employees “A” and “B” — two agency workers who were found to be viewing and downloading porn while at work. Those records, along with the agency watchdog’s investigative reports, shed more light on cases that have become a national embarrassment for EPA, leading to hearings, legislation and ridicule on Capitol Hill.

One employee identified only as “Employee A,” admitted to going to the bathroom to masturbate at work.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: clownsinside; epa; eparico; obamarico; paid2playrico
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To: pabianice

Still playing solitaire even after Freecell was removed from their computers.


21 posted on 10/22/2016 6:49:29 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (" T'was the witch of November come stealin' " And who could the stealing Witch of November be? Hmm?)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie
"Gina McCarthy is the Administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency.

Appointed by President Obama in 2009 as Assistant Administrator for EPA’s Office of Air and Radiation"

When she is not in D.C., McCarthy lives in the Greater Boston area with her husband and dog, just a short bike ride away from their three children, Daniel, Maggie, and Julie.”

https://www.epa.gov/aboutepa/administrator-gina-mccarthy
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"She" has a husband and kids?? I'm afraid to see what HE looks like.


22 posted on 10/22/2016 6:51:50 AM PDT by ETL (Trump-PENCE 2016!!!)
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To: pabianice

Invoke the Hillary Defense: They didn’t intend to do “it.”


23 posted on 10/22/2016 6:52:16 AM PDT by Gamecock (Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

Reminds me of this RAH quote:

Beware your thoughts, they become your words.
Beware your words, they become your actions.
Beware your actions, they become your habits.
Beware your habits, they become your character.
Beware your character, it becomes your destiny.

Lazarus Long


24 posted on 10/22/2016 6:54:22 AM PDT by Noumenon (We owe them nothing: not respect, not loyalty, not obedience.)
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To: pabianice; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...

They’ll never be lord of the manor!


25 posted on 10/22/2016 6:55:02 AM PDT by Gamecock (Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
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To: pabianice

Legacy of Millhaus Nixon.


26 posted on 10/22/2016 6:55:16 AM PDT by Lisbon1940 (Trump-Pence 2016: No full-term Governors!)
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To: pabianice

I guess we know now what the P in EPA really stands for!


27 posted on 10/22/2016 6:56:07 AM PDT by dowcaet
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To: ETL

“It’s Pat!”

And Pat’s Significant Other, Chris.


28 posted on 10/22/2016 6:57:09 AM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: pabianice

EPA. Everyday Porn Addicts.


29 posted on 10/22/2016 6:57:50 AM PDT by Right Brother
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To: Noumenon

All the ones I have seen past the age of 40 look just like that.

You can see in their faces how their life weighs heavily on their souls as they realize they are all alone and will die alone. The rich sugar mamas don’t want some haggish, ugly, worn out, post-menopausal, angry, bitter man-wannabe. They can afford the cute, young ones.


30 posted on 10/22/2016 7:00:19 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: pabianice

Porn, like all things sensual, is subject to the law of diminishing returns. 6 hrs a day would reduce a person to spiritual and mental mush.


31 posted on 10/22/2016 7:01:57 AM PDT by lurk (TEat)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Did they clean up their spill?

They forgot to use bleach.

32 posted on 10/22/2016 7:03:10 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill TWITTER !! Kill FACEBOOK !! Free MILO !!)
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"Hey baby, how'd you like to come over to my place
and watch some hot porn?"


33 posted on 10/22/2016 7:05:05 AM PDT by ETL (Trump-PENCE 2016!!!)
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To: pabianice
Really?? I didn't know that the EPA's job was masturbating on the TACPAYERS dime...is it?

Is the EPA the Environmental Porn Agency?

34 posted on 10/22/2016 7:12:12 AM PDT by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The RELIGION of Pedophilia...)
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To: pabianice

Get rid of the EPA, Richard Nixon’s worst idea.


35 posted on 10/22/2016 7:12:35 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: hal ogen

Plenty of them in state government too.


36 posted on 10/22/2016 7:14:05 AM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: txrefugee

“Get rid of the EPA, Richard Nixon’s worst idea.”

That is the real reason Nixon should have resigned.


37 posted on 10/22/2016 7:14:08 AM PDT by Leep (Just say no to half dead hillary and wrong lane kaine!)
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

Perfect quote. My best friend and I work at a fine dining restaurant. Last night was a quiet night for her as she tended bar. Only customers she had at the bar were three women out together. I noticed them as the all had the same unattractive, hard, pinched face look-I thought they must be angry leftists. Sure enough my friend talked to me in the kitchen-said she was going crazy listening to their leftist rants. All of them were Hillary supporters. I told her I had already guessed that just by their appearance.

I asked her if she has ever seen a liberal woman who has aged attractively. Neither of us has, but we both know several conservative, often also Christian, woman who are beautiful later in life. I firmly believe that what you are in the inside becomes what you look like on the outside as you go through life.


38 posted on 10/22/2016 7:14:40 AM PDT by NorthstarMom
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To: pabianice

Since they apologized, should this matter be closed? It’s typical of the Republicans to make an issue out of this. Pure politics! /sarc


39 posted on 10/22/2016 7:37:36 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob
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To: pabianice
U.S. EPA employees caught watching pornography on the job expressed surprise, boredom and ultimately regret for their actions

FedGov employees in an agency that shouldn't even exist - of course they expressed surprise:

"Wait, what? We only watched six hours a day? What could we have been doing the other two hours?"

40 posted on 10/22/2016 7:38:35 AM PDT by Pollster1 (Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan)
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