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If the VP Debate Was an Ice-cream Social: Vanilla v Vanilla
Washington Examiner ^ | 10/4/16 | Beverly Hallberg

Posted on 10/04/2016 9:54:56 AM PDT by sally234

The most popular flavor of ice cream in America is vanilla. (Most surveys suggest it clocks in at 29 percent.) But I doubt many people choose to eat it plain. I know I'd rather eat the chocolate chip cookie dough — a pint of it, actually, while watching Netflix.

Vanilla is our choice to serve as a complement, often mellowing a too-rich dessert.

That's how I view the VP candidates this time around. A La Mode.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kaine; pence; vicepresident; vpdebate
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1 posted on 10/04/2016 9:54:57 AM PDT by sally234
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To: sally234

Wrongo .... Kaine is Rainbow Sprinkles.


2 posted on 10/04/2016 9:57:31 AM PDT by Qiviut (In Islam you have to die for. The God I worship died for me. [Franklin Graham])
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To: sally234

I disagree. Cheney destroyed Edwards and it affected election.


3 posted on 10/04/2016 9:58:31 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: sally234

Isn’t that racist?


4 posted on 10/04/2016 9:59:40 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: sally234

Kaine is not Vanilla...more like Mississippi Mud, let’s try to confuse people about what I really believe by throwing a whole bunch of beliefs ( ingredients) together and hope that I am electable ( taste good.) Example he likes to claim he is Catholic but is the running mate of a rabidly pro death politician.

Also remember that real vanilla is pretty awesome, it comes from only one species of orchid and is rare and expensive. Any serious baker could attest to the price one needs to pay for real vanilla extract. Let’s not be fooled by the imitations!


5 posted on 10/04/2016 10:04:35 AM PDT by longfellowsmuse (last of the living nomads)
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To: sally234

More like a refreshing, pallet-cleansing sorbet versus packed fudge with ambiguous rainbow sprinkles on the down-low.


6 posted on 10/04/2016 10:06:45 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: sally234

Pence should start out by asking Kaine to explain how that open marriage thing works.


7 posted on 10/04/2016 10:07:59 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: xzins

And Biden looked like a MENSA-member against Paul Ryan.


8 posted on 10/04/2016 10:10:09 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Ryan injured his ticket. No doubt. I think Pence’s experience will win the night. I wonder why the media is downplaying this big time?


9 posted on 10/04/2016 10:12:58 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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We need Pence, badly tonight.


10 posted on 10/04/2016 10:14:12 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Qiviut

I was thinking Tutti-Fruitti but yes, same idea.


11 posted on 10/04/2016 10:16:44 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
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To: dfwgator

I agree. Isn’t he a former talk radio host? If so, i expect the verbal side to be strong.


12 posted on 10/04/2016 10:18:21 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Definitely “Ben & Jerry’s” :-)


13 posted on 10/04/2016 10:21:30 AM PDT by Qiviut (In Islam you have to die for. The God I worship died for me. [Franklin Graham])
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To: sally234

Based on Pence’s performance on the campaign trail, he can more than hold his own in a debate.


15 posted on 10/04/2016 10:44:25 AM PDT by joshua c (Cut the cord! Don't pay for the rope they hang you with.)
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To: sally234

I hope it comes across that Gov. Pence is a devout Christian,

And that Sen. Kaine is a devout politician.


16 posted on 10/04/2016 11:22:32 AM PDT by oldm60grunt
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“I wonder why the media is downplaying this big time?”

Because Pence’s experience will win the night.


17 posted on 10/04/2016 11:41:55 AM PDT by Ladysforest (Racism, misogyny, bigotry, xenophobia and vulgarity - with just a smattering of threats and violence)
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To: sally234
Vanilla v. Banana Nut

By the way, I think most Americans will sense that Pence is much better suited to take on the duties of the highest office in the land, should he be called upon to do so at some point in the future.

Night and day.


18 posted on 10/04/2016 11:44:48 AM PDT by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
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Yup.

This thing’s a lock

Plus, the enemedia has to hide Kaine’s radicalism, UN and Goldman Sach’s connections, along with the ‘refugge’ work.


19 posted on 10/04/2016 11:45:13 AM PDT by combat_boots (MSM: We lie to you sheep at the slaughterhouse to keep you calm during slaughter)
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To: sally234; fieldmarshaldj; Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; AuH2ORepublican; BillyBoy; ...

Vanilla tastes good and yes numbskill people eat it “plain”. True story, my Grandma took 3 of her sons to get ice cream once, one asked for vanilla, one for white, and one for plain.

Pence might be vanilla.

Kaine is garlic ice cream made with HIV+ breast milk.


20 posted on 10/04/2016 12:01:11 PM PDT by Impy (Never Shillery, Never Schumer, Never Pelosi)
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