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Debate progress: Live updates! (satire)
Self | 9/26/16 | Self

Posted on 09/26/2016 11:57:21 AM PDT by VideoPaul

3:00 P{M: Hillary is being given the wake-me-up injection now. Handlers are changing her diaper and fitting the waste collection bags at this time. Pants suit at the ready...


TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cankles; debate; hillary; overheating
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To: VideoPaul

4:30 PM. Bill’s secret service detail picks him up from Hempstead Oriental massage parlor. Directs driver to drop him off at Gennifer Flowers hotel for a “chat.”


21 posted on 09/26/2016 12:52:47 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Trump will win New York.)
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I just hope she’s fully inflated so the punt is a good one.


22 posted on 09/26/2016 12:54:56 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (Pray for enlightenment and true justice in these times of mass delusion)
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To: VideoPaul

Hillary’s ‘Scooby Van’ belongs to the campaign, not the SS. It’s a mod from Explorer in Warsaw, IN. A lot of VIPs use a very similar setup, though not with Hill’s EMS stuff.


23 posted on 09/26/2016 12:58:35 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: T-Bone Texan
“Nurse! I need an iv drip of Jim Beam and Percocet, STAT!”

You know, that doesn't sound half bad.

24 posted on 09/26/2016 1:07:46 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity?)
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To: VideoPaul

Don’t forget the step stool she requested...


25 posted on 09/26/2016 1:14:25 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: dragnet2

LOL!! Brilliant stuff!

On a more serious note, what to say if she has some type of a medical episode in the middle of the debate? I’m sure Trump must be ready for this as its a real possibility.


26 posted on 09/26/2016 1:15:53 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: Starboard
Why thank you.☺

Medical episode? If she collapses on stage, Trump can have on hand some water to throw on her face as a courtesy.


27 posted on 09/26/2016 1:41:34 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: VideoPaul

8:00PM Trump places the air horn/strobe light combo in his jacket pocket for his “response” to her first comment.


28 posted on 09/26/2016 2:42:56 PM PDT by whiterhino
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To: Jeff Chandler

Referring to the required colostomy bag, I believe you mean the role of the Human Clintostomy Bag that tonight will be ably played by Lester Holt.

After Mr. Holt happily glugs the wastage flowing from Hillary Clinton all night, and the media kneels happily in supplication to Hillary after the “debate”, he will be summarily detached and disposed of into the Biohazard bin—as all good Clinton receptacles eventually are.


29 posted on 09/26/2016 4:14:34 PM PDT by Husker8877
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To: Husker8877

This thread has taken a most unfortunate turn.


30 posted on 09/26/2016 4:28:21 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity?)
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To: Peter ODonnell

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Are you trying to turn this debate to deflate gate?
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31 posted on 09/26/2016 4:33:17 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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