They haven’t figured out how to cut our balls off yet. . .so we got that going for us. . which is nice.
That's a dog's ultimate end game every time it sticks its nose in your crotch.
“They haven’t figured out how to cut our balls off yet..”
Their trained female human familiars handle that quite well.
Cats are secure in possession of the house and bed.
Men. Not so much.