[Old Yeller]

I’m retaliating. At that point, it’s on.

I’m not picking up a gun but I’ll make sure that every system that is within my reach is destroyed. From train schedules to lunch menus.

I’m going to be the Tasmanian Devil with a keyboard.

That's nothing. I'm going to loosen the lids on salt dispensers in restaurants, and put salt in the sugar dispensers, and then I'm going to plug drinking fountains so they shoot 4 feet into the air and hit the person drinking from it in the eye. IN other words, total anarchy.

[Celerity]

Operation Chaos !

This is what is so great about technology. I can ruin a bus schedule without actually touching the bus. No one has to destroy someone’s hard work.

And I’m not talking about keeping people from work. I’m talking about rallies, events, pressers anything that the left holds dear. Anything. If they like eggs in the morning I’ll make sure they get pancakes. Or nothing.

You know what kind of havoc a Jacob’s ladder will do in a warehouse in DC ? Just that sorta crap. Cellular comms working, but working like crap. Mis-placed calls. Erased contact lists.

[vladimir998]

“I’m going to loosen the lids on salt dispensers in restaurants...”

You evil bastard! :)

[Rastus]

If one roll of my toilet paper is on the spindle backwards, I know who to blame by your own admission.