Hillary Clinton Tells Jimmy Kimmel Health Rumors Are 'Wacky Strategy' Against Her

Variety ^ | August 22, 2016 | Ted Johnson

[Zakeet]

Hillary Clinton, appearing on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on Monday, said that rumors that she is in ill health are part of a "wacky strategy" against her.

"Back in October, the National Enquirer said I would be dead in six months. So with every breath I take I feel like I have a new lease on life," Clinton quipped to Kimmel, according to CNN and other reports. "I don't know why they are saying this. I think on the one hand it is part of the wacky strategy - just say all these crazy things and maybe you can get some people to believe you."

Kimmel had Clinton open a can of pickles to show that she was strong.

[Daffynition]

A suicide belt ....huma axed her to wear it

[onona]

You win !

[FreedomPoster]

Is that a makeup / prep session for Baron Harkonnen? Oh, dang! I didn’t recognize what that came from at first, but yeah, that make sense.

[TheStickman]

“Unfortunately, this whole Health thing makes poor Hillary look like a Victim.”

Wow, that reads like something from the failed Romney & McCain campaigns.

Vote Trump 2016

[OrioleFan]

Like when Letterman gave her all the answers to the NY questions ahead of time when she was running for Senate.

[Gaffer]

KImmel is trying to win back that crazy b!tch girlfriend, Sarah Silverman.

[Jim Noble]

Jedi mind trick - but she’s no Jedi.

[Covenantor]

ROTFL!!

[JudyinCanada]

I noticed that - she doesn’t actually say she’s perfectly fine. She ridicules those who are questioning her health.

What I noticed about the clip is how she sits so funny. She doesn’t sit back in chair at all. She’s rather straight, as if she doesn’t want to bend her body too much at the waist.

[mdmathis6]

Was that from the Movie set of Dune(circa 1980’s)? Baron Harkkonen?

[shibumi]

That's David Lynch on the right.
This is Lynch with Frank Herbert -

[faucetman]

“I whack the lid several times on its edge with a tablespoon”

I smack the jar lid on the counter, or whack the lid several times on its edge with the back edge of a table knife.

[Flick Lives]

After three days rest, Hillary can open a jar of pickles. Yay!

[Tallguy]

Did she play the saxophone? If not, then I didn’t miss anything.

[faucetman]

“Is there a picture of her in the last 15 years wearing something with short sleeves?”

I don’t know if that is anything or not, but you won’t find a picture of me in long sleeves in 50 years. You won’t find any in the future either because I do not own any.

I live in NY. (not NYC, the OTHER NY) If I get cold I put on a jacket/coat.

[Sooth2222]

"All well and good about the pickle jar, but what in the hell is the rectangular object hidden under her coat???"

Body armor, like aircrews sat on in Vietnam?

[faucetman]

“You could not have picked a better archetype than the scheming, murderous, psychopathic Baron.”

And he’s a homosexual.

[faucetman]

Men usually do this for women because men have big “HANDS”.

[peeps36]

The lid was already opened. You would have heard it pop if it was sealed. No way she would allow kimmel to do this with a sealed jar. It looked like she was wearing a diaper or something under that big blood red coat.

[RipSawyer]

I guarantee that jar was preopened and then the lid was put back on with ever so slight a twist, just enough to keep it from being obvious.