New Anti-Gun Movie Shows Women Refusing To Have Sex with Men Until They Give Up Their Firearms

townhall.com ^ | 8/22/2016 | Matt Vespa

[rktman]

If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece.

[rktman]

LOL!

[PapaBear3625]

Sounds like warmed over LYSISTRATA.

In the Greek Lysistrata, the older women seize the building holding the treasury, so the men can't pay for the war.

If I had been king, my response would have been "Congratulations! You have seized a place with no food, water, or toilet facilities. Our creditors can last a week or so without getting paid. How well can you last a week?".

Then ordered the doors bricked up.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Aristophanes LIVES!

[stephenjohnbanker]

“I wouldn’t have married a man who didn’t own and wasn’t proficient in the use of a firearm.”

Smart gal!

[Wilderness Conservative]

that’s ok, honey. At least my gun knows how to make noise and recoil when its fired. Since the same cant be said for you i’m quite alright with you keepong your legs closed.

[Magnum44]

We need to have an NRA equivalent movie.....”Romance at the Range.”

Like "Hey Baby, want to see my long gun?"

;)

[GailA]

ROFLOL if my husband demanded I give up my carry piece, HE'D be sleeping alone! This is NOT me, but sure looks like my .38 revolver.

[Popman]

Wait’...this is an actual movie...?

I thought the article was about a parody...

[lurk]

Polygamous cult leader Warren Jeffs forbade his followers to have sex until he got out of jail. Of course, any babies born after that date would reveal their devotion to their leader. He’s in for life.

Prohibition of intimate activity is either already de facto happening or short-lived.

[Lisbon1940]

Another Lysistrata remake. It’s getting old.

[Navy Patriot]

New Anti-Gun Movie Shows Women Refusing To Have Sex with Men Until They Give Up Their Firearms

There is nothing in this movie that Sharia Law won't fix.

[Lazamataz]

Fine.

Porn works well.

[Quickgun]

That’s right. Only Negligent discharges are possible with firearms. Accidental discharges happen in one’s underwear...

[Charles Martel]

Guns are not nearly as demanding. No monolo blahnke, no louis vuitton, no kate spade, no chocolate diamonds.......

True... although I did splurge and buy mine the *big* bottle of Hoppes #9.

[GailA]

Late husband shot a female rattler with a .22 pistol about 6 feet away, killed it first shot down in FL. Former USAF Staff SGT. Farm boy, made marksman every year. Vietnam Era Vet. CCW holder.

6 yrs later made sure I remarried a career Navy Ret. SCPO. He prefers shot guns.

I’m the one with the CCW permit now.

[NorthMountain]

Eons ago (back when they were marked "Heckler & Koch"), I gave my wife a Benelli shotgun for Valentine's Day.

Best.

Present.

EVER!

[MeganC]

Good for you!!!!!! (-:

[rktman]

Ah, eau de hoppes. Can you get it at Macy’s fragrance counter? But, do you love the smell of cordite in the morning?

[Celtic Conservative]

LOL!

CC

[NorthMountain]

No, this is "ping":