Posted on 08/22/2016 7:56:08 AM PDT by rktman
If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece.
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I predict...
A flaccid response from the movie-coming public.
Just remember the ‘”3 F’s” rule and you will be okay.
They really don't have any new ideas do they.
And what about the women who own guns?
Or in this sexist movie do those women not exist.
LOL! That sound is as iconic as hearing a Zippo lighter opening and closing. No mistaking it.
Yeah, right. It’s a rare woman these days who doesn’t drop her knickers for the random male. If one woman says “no”, three others will swoop in take take her man.
Ain’t no thang.
In our marriage my guns are her guns
And her guns are her guns
..............
Now . . . Wait a minute,
She’s got more guns than I do.
. . . . . . . . . . .
But I have the keys to the ammo locker.
Right. Good way to wreck a marriage/sex life. Use sex as a poker chip! Yea, that is the ticket. Leftists thought it up, so it must be good for your marriage!
I'm trying to remember . . . Find 'em, something something, and fricassee them?
Heh, you said "poker".
The Sabine Women???
The guys are expected to just use the screw-top bottle like Lectric Shave, or something.
;-)
Did you know they made a Hoppe's scented car air freshener?
Seriously, do a Google Image Search for “Hot Girls With Guns” and you will get page after page of bikini clad women with firearms.
The “Girls of Bloomberg” will just get some hideous looking Social Justice Warriors, whose sexuality doesn’t matter because nobody, even drunk truck stop hobos, would ever date them.
LOL!
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No problem.
“I’ll be right back....honey. I need a pack of cigarettes....Babe”
Get your mind out of the gutter and wash it with soap. LOL
Post of the day !
So now it’s changing from the wifely duty to the wifely duty. Only difference is the women are prostituting themselves out for a cause. Kind of degrading isn’t it?
pros·ti·tute
noun
1. a person, typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.
synonyms: call girl, whore;
verb
1. offer (someone, typically a woman) for sexual activity in exchange for payment.
What would Gloria Stienam say on this?
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