Captain Ned: Thank you, Mr. Spunk. Gentlemen, we have on board a young man whose name is Miles Cowperthwaite! And I have promised his guardian to teach him the man's life at sea! To show him man's ports, such as Key West and San Fransisco! I expect him to be treated manfully! Well, Miles, have you anything to say?
Miles Cowperthwaite: [ stsnds, cheerful ] Well.. I'm very grateful for this opportunity, Captain Ned! Up 'til now, my life has been the most degrading, pathetic, soul-destroying, humiliating, awful grovel..
Captain Ned: [ interrupting ] That's enough, Miles.. [ Miles sits ] Now, men, I run a mans' ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men,men...
It’s great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea, oh,
We don’t know where we’ll land or when, but it’s great to be with men.
‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care, oh,
We’ll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair, oh!
(And clog the drain with hair, oh!)
Men, men, men,
We’re a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies’ room, there’s no one here but men!
There’s men above and men below and men down in the galley,
There’s Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff and one guy we call Sally!
(And one guy we call Sally!)
Men, men, men,
We’re a ship all filled with men,
You’ll never have to lift the seat, there’s no one here but men!
We’re men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in seperate beds and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)
Men, men, men,
we’re a ship all filled with men,
So throw your rubbers overboard, there’s no one here but men!
Amen (prounounced “Ahhhhh, men!”)