At the time, no one believed Hillary wasn't in on the cover-up, even those "close to the president" -- in the words of Obama's first press secretary, Carney. Of course, as Matthews said (in 1998): "Which is worse?" Either Hillary was Bill's co-conspirator in his abuse of women, or -- as Matthews evidently believes today -- she is the most gullible woman in the universe.
No Chrissie ... you may not have your testacle back. Now be a good boy.
The only thing wrong with your caption is Chrissie never had a testicle in his life.