Everyone needs a toilet scrubber. he needs to do the jobs American aren’t willing to do.
How about it’s not going to happen, Mr. It’s Not Going To Happen.
Let’s put him to work building that wall!
BAHAHAHAAAAAAA
I think an cabinet of Governors, who are experienced managers would be great.
I think Rick might help with the wall and/or security along the border.
Maybe something to do with Bureau of Land Management.
He did a good job for Texas economically.
Put him in charge of a 25 foot section of the wall as a test.If he succeeds make it 50 feet.
I just tuned in to the convention coverage and Rick Perry is on NOW.
“Rick Perry Interested in a Role in a Donald Trump Administration”
Really? He would? No way! I’m SHOCKED! /s
Secretary of Agriculture, he might actually do a pretty good job
Put him in charge of escorting Moslems back home...never the veterans. Oh man, he would drain it really dry.
I think Perry is a good guy and hopefully Trump will find him a spot.
He can mix the cement for the wall. hand him a trowel.
Bricklayer?
He wants to make sure the Wall doesn’t get built
Ambassador to Mexico
Put La Raza Rick on permanent coyote patrol out in West Texas. Keep him away from managing wind turbines, big government investment instruments posing as jobs programs and crony pushed pharmaceuticals.
As a Texan, I can tolerate him as long as he stays away from a TRANSPORTATION POLICY.
But with my luck, that’s probably where Trump will dump him.
Governor Rick wants to purchase some land to run cattle, but is wary of the bees on the property.
The farmer thinks the bees are harmless so he makes him a deal:
He’ll tie him naked to a tree that has a bee hive for an hour, and if any bee stings him, the farmer will GIVE him the land for free. If unstung, he pays full price.
Rick thinks this is a deal. He wasn’t really worried about the bees.
So the farmer ties him up and leaves. He comes back an hour later and finds Rick nearly unconscious.
The farmer asks, “Are you all right?”
Rick says, “Doesn’t that calf have a mother?”
Surgeon General in charge of finding Cancer.