No, this is not fake.
Yuuuuuck..!!!!
Captain Ahab, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
That’s a walrus
I’ll never eat again!
Hey, I’m gonna market her picture as the pure method for losing weight - by not being able to eat normally for weeks.
Might also make some money doing eye exams.
This is one really stupid girl. Perhaps we can send her to Belarus. She’ll scare the cows into corrals.