"Ah say boy, you put that girl up in the field
like a scarecrow, and those crows will bring
back all the damn corn they stole last season!"
I’ll never eat again!
Hey, I’m gonna market her picture as the pure method for losing weight - by not being able to eat normally for weeks.
Might also make some money doing eye exams.
This is one really stupid girl. Perhaps we can send her to Belarus. She’ll scare the cows into corrals.