Dick Durbin Says No Self-Respecting Sportsman Uses an 'AR-47' to Hunt Deer in Illinois

BuzzPo ^ | 6/15/2016 | BY ERIC REED

[Lazamataz]

The worst thing about the AR-47 is that this super-hidden concealable semiautomatic machinegun can fire over 200 laser-equipped clips per second out it's collapsible stock. It has been known to rip right through the steel body armor of police infants with buzz-saw bullets. The AR-47 shoots 12.80 caliber bullets which are the size of Mohammad Ali's fist. It punches watermelon-sized holes through titanium if you even toss a bullet of one of these demon weapons with your hand. The bullets are banned by the Geneva Convention because they tumble and spin around and kill babaies. Because it is black, it absorbs UV radiation and contributes to global warming. If you shoot it at the sky, you can put out the sun.

[Lazamataz]

WATCH OUT FOR THE AR-47! It’s SUPER DANGEROUS!

[Lazamataz]

Michael Moore knows.

[Lazamataz]

I know this isn't the AR-47 but it's close enough.

[Squantos]

Oh don’t be a dick Dick....... stoopid pandering polidiot .

[SelmaLee]

WATCH OUT FOR THE AR-47! It’s SUPER DANGEROUS!"

So is Dick Durbin. Dangerously stupid, that is.

[Lazamataz]

This was the HellGlock that I designed in 1999. It's not as SUPER-DANGEROUS as the AR-47, though.

[ClearCase_guy]

He won’t have to “walk it back” because it’s true — no one uses an AR-47.

[Lazamataz]

But he brings up a GREAT POINT! The AR-47 shoots bullets that spin and explode!!!11! OMG OMG!!!

[Cicero]

Darn! my AR-47 is only 12.7 caliber. Should I send it back to ISIS for a full-scale replacement?

[trisham]

Dick Durbin is an old fool.

[VRWCarea51]

According to Mikey Moore the bullets explode too.

[Texas Eagle]

[Lazamataz]

Not necessarily! Look at what happens to a normal AK-47 when you put AR-47 bullets in it! THE BULLETS JUMP RIGHT OUT TO GO ON A KILLING SPREE!

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Smart hunters use an AK15 with polonium tipped bullets that create a 45 caliber black hole on impact.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Just to stretch as much as possible to give him every benefit of a doubt, maybe he meant an AR-15 that uses 7.62x39 rounds, kind of, maybe an AR-47? ? ?

[Lazamataz]

You need to send your defective AR-47 back to the factory. It is under-deadly.

I can loan you a Glock revolver until your deathmachine comes back.

[Arm_Bears]

I’m waiting for the model that has a rail for cruise missile attachment.

[Lazamataz]

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