[Lazamataz]

The worst thing about the AR-47 is that this super-hidden concealable semiautomatic machinegun can fire over 200 laser-equipped clips per second out it's collapsible stock. It has been known to rip right through the steel body armor of police infants with buzz-saw bullets. The AR-47 shoots 12.80 caliber bullets which are the size of Mohammad Ali's fist. It punches watermelon-sized holes through titanium if you even toss a bullet of one of these demon weapons with your hand. The bullets are banned by the Geneva Convention because they tumble and spin around and kill babaies. Because it is black, it absorbs UV radiation and contributes to global warming. If you shoot it at the sky, you can put out the sun.

[Lazamataz]

WATCH OUT FOR THE AR-47! It’s SUPER DANGEROUS!

[Lazamataz]

I know this isn't the AR-47 but it's close enough.

[Squantos]

Oh don’t be a dick Dick....... stoopid pandering polidiot .

[Lazamataz]

This was the HellGlock that I designed in 1999. It's not as SUPER-DANGEROUS as the AR-47, though.

[ClearCase_guy]

He won’t have to “walk it back” because it’s true — no one uses an AR-47.

[Cicero]

Darn! my AR-47 is only 12.7 caliber. Should I send it back to ISIS for a full-scale replacement?

[trisham]

Dick Durbin is an old fool.

[VRWCarea51]

According to Mikey Moore the bullets explode too.

[Texas Eagle]

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Smart hunters use an AK15 with polonium tipped bullets that create a 45 caliber black hole on impact.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Just to stretch as much as possible to give him every benefit of a doubt, maybe he meant an AR-15 that uses 7.62x39 rounds, kind of, maybe an AR-47? ? ?

[BigpapaBo]

From what I understand ..
Illinois is mostly shotgun only hunting when deer hunting.
Against the law to use rifles in some areas

[FreedomPoster]

You know, the heck of it is that the AK-47 round, the 7.62x39, has ballistics very similar to those of the much-used and venerable .30-30 Winchester, which cartridge has likely taken more whitetail than any other. And lots of less well-to-do hunters have adopted the SKS, which also uses the 7.62x39, as a modern cheap deer rifle.

Oh, and STHU Durbin, you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt, as you have done here.

[justlurking]

Presuming that Dick(less) meant the AR-15, he is actually right.

The .223 round used in the AR-15 isn't really powerful enough to hunt deer. You are more likely to simply wound one, then lose it in the brush. And to a true sportsman, that's a real waste.

.223 is only used for very small game and varmints.

You may ask: but what about humans? The .223 is designed to wound a human, not kill him. A wounded soldier is no more effective than a dead soldier, but consumes a lot of resources to rescue and treat him.

That's the politically incorrect version, but it's the truth.

[Flag_This]

The AR-47 isn’t the problem; it’s the high-velocity, cop-killer clips that are the problem.

[IronJack]

He's right. No one uses an AR-47. Because there's no such thing.

Idiot.

[VRWCarea51]

The AK47 fires a 7.62x39 cartridge. The Bullet is actually a .30 Caliber bullet that most Deer Rifles use.....like

30-06
300 Win.Mag
30-30

It’s a good thing dick got into politics otherwise he’d ended up cleaning toilets at some secluded public rest stop.

[yarddog]

Every time I make fun of some idiot’s gun lingo, it turns out that someone, somewhere, has actually made one.

For instance that favorite of detective novel writers, the automatic revolver. Yes there has actually been several of them.

[xp38]

Sharks with fricking AR-47s attached to their heads.

[BlueLancer]

And did you know that each round comes equipped with its own bayonet? Just to cause more damage, you know ....