Posted on 05/27/2016 7:28:52 PM PDT by Trump20162020
Who got the U.S. into the war? FDR, a Democrat.
Who authorized the attack to drop the A bomb? Truman, a Democrat.
Does a Soviet Japan sound like a good idea? Or how about a Soviet Europe?
But FDR is the one who authorized The Manhattan Project.
These quotes were taken from the book, “Non Campus Mentis.” It is a collection of quotes from actual term papers and blue book exams.
1. There was Upper Egypt and Lower Egypt. Lower Egypt was actually farther up than Upper Egypt which was of course lower down than the upper part.
2. Prehistoricle people spent all day banging rocks together so they could get something to eat. This was the Stoned Age.
3. Babylon was similar to Egypt because of the differences they had apart from each other. Egypt, for example, only had Egyptians. While Babylon had Summarians, Acadians, and Canadians, to name a few.
4. The Pyramids were large, square triangles in the desert. O’Cyrus, a god who lived in a piramid, would grant you the afterlife if your sole was on straight.
5. Babylon honored its gods by building pyramids in the shape of zeplins.
6. Zorroastrologism was founded by Zorro. This was a duelist religion.
7. Egyptian rulers were called Faroes. It was a custom among faroes not to marry their wives.
8. Moses was told by Jesus Christ to lead the people out of Egypt into the Sahaira Desert. The Book of Exodus describes the events which occurred on the trip; including the Ten Commandments, various special effects, and the building of the Suez Canal.
9. Judyism had one big God named Yahoo.
10. The Greeks won the Trojan war because they had wooden horses while the Tojans were only able to fight with their feet.
11. Alexander the Great conquered Egypt, Babylon and Japan. Sadly, he died with no hairs.
12. Caesar inspired his troops by saying, “I came, I saw, I went” He was assassinated on the Yikes of March. he was reported to have said, “Me too, Brutus!”
13. Romans persacuted Christians by lionizing them.
14. During the Dark Ages, it was mostly dark.
15. Power belonged to a patriarchy empowering all genders except the female. Nuns, for example, were generally women.
16. The Wholey Roman Empire amazed many when it was found in Germany.
17. Monks were assigned to monkeries where they were supposed to live as nuns. Many, however, simply preyed by day and played by night. Fryers had to take a vow of pottery.
18. A German soldier put Rome in a sack.
19. In 1066, Norman the Conqueror overran England. England’s Henry II acquired new parts by marrying Ellenor of Equine.
20. The English Church used Thomas Becket as a mortar.
21. Without the discovery of the flying buttock it would have been impossible to build the Gothic Cathedral.
22. Jihad became a Swahili god.
23. Harun Al-Rashid rose to Calico of the Islams.
24. Russia was crushed under the Mongol yolk.
25. The Mongrels invaded Syria and Egypt in 1260.
26. New weapons forced nobels to deride from their horses. The longbow, for example, was a bow and arrow only more painful. Knights now had to carry armored plates into battle.
27. The French king moved the Popes to Arizona where he could keep an eye on them.
28. Ivan the Terrible started life as a child, a fact which troubled his later personality.
29. Charles V spent most of his reign aging.
30. Cortez was the leader of a little group of torreadors who subdued the inhabitants of New Mexico with ease. Small Box, which they took with them, was killing the natives at a very quick rate. This bothered the Spanish little, for as Catholics they did not believe in God.
31. An angry Martin Luther nailed 95 theocrats to a church door.
32. John Calvin Klien translated the Bible to American so the people of Geneva could read it.
33. The Popes, of course, were usually Catholic.
34. The German Emperor’s lower passage was blocked by the French.
35. Sir Issac Newton invented the newton.
36. In Deisim, God made the world and then stepped on it. He watches like a movie, eating his candy and munching his popcorn.
37. The American colonies were on a continent and England was an island. Thus, America wanted independence.
38. Another problem was that France was full of French people.
39. The Boston Tea Party was held at Pearl Harbor. The Quebec Act was an intolerable act because it forced Americans to learn French in school.
40. The Americans wanted no involvement in the French and Indian war because they didn’t want to fight in India.
41. Yorktown was Robert E. Lee’s greatest victory. Washington defeated the Allies at Gettysburg.
- The French Revolution was like a tractor. It gave people the understanding that you need change in order to make tracks in the world.
- Along came a man named Robisieu Thermidorean who saved the people.
- The revolution evolved through monarchial, republican, and tolarian phases until Napolean performed a coo in 1799.
- Napoleon was ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. As his power leaked away his body became a symbol.
- The British defeated the French from 1793 to 1815, but at a gastronomic cost.
- The airplane was first invented and flown by the Marx brothers.
- Spinning Jenny was a young girl forced to work more than 40 hours a day.
- The Russians financed industrialization by selling bongs to foreign countries.
- The Trans-Siberian Railroad connected Europe to California.
- Urban mass transet included subways and electric tramps.
- Burt Einstein developed the theory of relativism.
- Marie Curie won the Noel prize for inventing the radiator.
- Europe was disrupted by the fast paste of change.
- The social structure was Upper Class, Middle Class, Lower Class, and Lowest Poor Scum.
- British paternalists were motivated by “noblesse oblique.”
- Successful businessmen could be raised to the porridge.
- Nobles claimed to be descended from better jeans.
A direct result of the “dumbing down of America”...
Pure ignorance!
Slip Mahoney said the H-bomb was invented by a guy named, Hydrogen.
Hear hear, well said.
Actually it’s worse than that. Don’t you recall the exhibit on the Atomic Bomb at the Smithsonian?
It lyingly said that America would have never dropped the bomb on Germany.
Three generations of brainwashing in our fabulous public skools and a whole bunch of people who weren’t alive at the time and will never understand what the stakes were = limp wrested second guessing.
The bastards should all be forced to go fight for freedom. They will sing a different tune. Weak and cowardly.
See this weapon we have developed?
You DON'T want us to use it.
It was, of course ignored by the Japs.
Then came Hiroshima.
Even THAT didn't wake them up.
We had to drop a SECOND bomb before they realized the war was over, and they lost.
Why didn't the first bomb bring them to the table?
Nagasaki is completely on the hands of the Japanese.
Man, is the American public brainwashed.
Were they told that a Democrat President made the decision to drop the Atomic Bombs and that his Democrat predecessor put Japanese American Citizens into Concentration (Resettlement) Camps?
Probably because real history hasn’t been taught to the current generation. They don’t have a clue that we would likely have lost a million men storming the entrenched beaches of Japan.
Exactly....
Young people are not learning history ... and certainly not from a patriotic perspective.
Why is this even a question? Sounds like another history rewrite going on....
That is very true.
Well, we do have to think about who they asked. They always post this stuff...but strangely no one I know has ever received a call. Just more MSM BS....
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