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Police Arrest Man Who Allegedly Put a Python in His Pants at a Pet Store
Breitbart ^
| May 4,2017
| by JEROME HUDSON
Posted on 05/04/2016 8:15:58 PM PDT by Hojczyk
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:15:58 PM PDT
by
Hojczyk
To: Hojczyk
Nope. WAAAAYYYY to easy....
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:16:43 PM PDT
by
DouglasKC
To: Hojczyk
Was it really a python in his pants or was he just really happy to see someone?
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:17:05 PM PDT
by
Catmom
(We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
To: Hojczyk
“Hey, baby, I got a python in mah pants.”
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:17:07 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. --George Orwell)
To: Hojczyk
This should be an interesting thread.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:17:16 PM PDT
by
Mercat
(Boredom is a problem on the inside. And happiness, too, is an inside job.)
To: Hojczyk
The old snake in the pants routine........
To: Salamander
Can you account for your whereabouts when this happened?
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:20:03 PM PDT
by
Pelham
(Trump/Tsoukalos 2016 - vote the great hair ticket)
To: Hojczyk
Obviously this sort of behavior is an attempt to compensate for other inadequacies.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:20:10 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: Telepathic Intruder
Did he have cup protection?
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:22:42 PM PDT
by
DIRTYSECRET
(urope. Why do they put up with this.)
To: Hojczyk
He was just trying to get a good squeez.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:23:08 PM PDT
by
Nuc 1.1
(Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789)
To: Hojczyk
I don’t need to put a python in my pants. It’s just not my bag, baby.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:24:39 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: DIRTYSECRET; All
I had a customer steal a shark in a slurpee cup. Saw him do it. Made him drink from the cup. He gagged and spilled the shark on the floor. The shark survived. Thief suffered lacerations to the tongue. No charges needed.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:25:30 PM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(Stop Islam and save the world.)
To: Hojczyk
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:26:23 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(Government treats you like a milk cow. If things get tough, they will treat you like a beef cow)
To: Hojczyk
To: Louis Foxwell
Look at him is he a Trump or Hillary voter
Looks like drugs to me
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:29:01 PM PDT
by
Hojczyk
To: Louis Foxwell
Putting the bite on crime.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:29:03 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: Pelham
Well, I’m not a man, so there’s that.
This happens *all the time*.
Every reptile expo has at least one critter stolen from the tables.
Sometimes, they’re insanely expensive animals.
The latest was a rare morph of a Bearded Dragon, jacked from a CA shop.
The owners shared the security video on all the FB reptile forums and a couple days later, the lizard was back.
It broke my heart to see her owner crying and begging for her return.
Understand it or not, but these people love their herps like the rest of us love our dogs.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:36:31 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives...)
To: Hojczyk
Low hanging fruit.....too easy, not going to touch that with a ten foot pole. HA! two in one sentence.
To: Dilbert San Diego
Like the one-eyed trouser snake? High school stuff, long ago.
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:37:33 PM PDT
by
BatGuano
(You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
To: Hojczyk
I’ve put a tiger in my tank, but never...
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posted on
05/04/2016 8:39:37 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
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