[MountainDad]

We don’t anticipate a terrorist attack the same as you would think...

I’m currently under terrorist attack!
My pasture has been invaded by moles. Devils. ...

[Fishtalk]

I got these Ecuadorans doing my landscaping.

I had to imitate a mole that they knew to kill every damn one of them.

A mole is God’s only mistake.

The Mexicans shook heads affirmative per my mole imitation, which involved me using buck teeth, closing eyes to blind myself, a chewing on bugs.

Heh.

I told them to kill them all.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

terrorist attack

If only we could harness some of those twisters, and send them over to ISIS. Maybe some thistle in their shorts.

[mountainfolk]

Moles. Now there is a topic that literally hits home with me. Tunnels everywhere, front yard, back yard, side yards, fields-—every darn where. This week I am going to have my husband pour some fuel into a smaller container so I can punch a hole into their paths and mounds and pour the only thing I have tried that works. They move further away but I will not see them and go nuts every time I go outdoors. Devils indeed.