[Hostage]

There are only two seasons in New York, Winter and July.

When Donald Trump becomes President, I’m going to recommend that free A/C be rescinded in NY, and be replaced with a free bathing suit and a bus ticket to Lake George!

[Buckeye McFrog]

There are only two seasons in New York, Winter and July.

LOL! Same with Michigan. They'd start marking down the swimwear on July 4, and Lake Huron was just starting to get warm enough that you might think about going in.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Unfortunately, as a state program, the President has little say over this nonsense.