"Fraud?! We don't have TIME to judge whether something is fraudulent or not!!! I have a nation to save!!! I'VE BEEN CHOSEN!!!!!!"
Mygosh, some of the more brain-melded Cruz candidates might show up in Cleveland and claim they're "Deputy Delegates". Cruz is playing off the Colorado scandal for donations.
What THE HELL is going on with that campaign?
Is it me, or does "deputy delegate" sound official and real? Isn't that fraud?
It almost smacks of the Ben Carson mess...
Does it come with a plastic toy badge that says "deputy delegate" on it?
Um. No.
I thought Glenn Beck was Cruz’s deputy?
What next we can send lying Moses $20 bucks and be his Israelites following him into the promise land?
I found the deleted Cruz campaign solicitation. It said that for $35 I could get my Deputy Delegate Card. Mygosh, some of the more brain-melded Cruz candidates might show up in Cleveland and claim they're "Deputy Delegates".
When I was a kid a policeman gave me a ‘junior detective’ badge.
I imagine a Deputy Delegate badge is comparable.
I also got a fundraising solicitation from the Cruz campaign saying if I made a donation some shadowy entity would match my donation. It came with a pre addressed envelope but they expected me to supply the postage.
When I was a kid a policeman gave me a ‘junior detective’ badge.
I imagine a Deputy Delegate badge is comparable.
I also got a fundraising solicitation from the Cruz campaign saying if I made a donation some shadowy entity would match my donation. It came with a pre addressed envelope but they expected me to supply the postage.