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At Least 20 Stung by Swarm of Bees at Arizona Mosque (w/video)
ABC News ^
| 4-2-2016
| Emily Shapiro
Posted on 04/02/2016 1:05:35 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: advertising guy
Keep up the good work!!! 8^)
To: smoothsailing
Bought some more bees on Amazon
To: Enten
You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen a bee mohel at work.
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posted on
04/04/2016 9:05:25 AM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: smoothsailing; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; Charles Henrickson; ..
To Bee or Not to Bee?
Time for some Comic Relief/Let's Ridicule The Left! Ping
Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners &
Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!
(see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....
Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests: FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).
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posted on
04/04/2016 11:23:17 AM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: null and void
Bees!
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posted on
04/04/2016 11:48:55 AM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: smoothsailing
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posted on
04/04/2016 11:50:35 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Bees? Are you sure they weren't MOSQUE-eetos?
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posted on
04/04/2016 1:25:55 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Bloodthirsty)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
I won’t pun about this, and you can’t mecca me.
Oh no!
Hive gone and done it!
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posted on
04/04/2016 2:06:17 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
To: smoothsailing
Somebody said the beatitudes...
To: SunkenCiv; mikrofon; Eleutheria5
It is harder than a pilgrimage to mecca judgment call on puns so awesome.
Seems waspish of me to not award the beeth of you the Internet for the day. Sharia and share alike.
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posted on
04/04/2016 10:42:21 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
"To Bee or Not to Bee?" Didn't think I'd ever see the day when this poem might bee appropriate ...
Grounded!
Bernice was just a worker bee,
But she did love her work.
She loved to smell the flowers,
And never did she shirk.
She found a good patch one fine day,
Began to gather nectar,
She filled up all her pockets,
And noted well the vector.
She'd need to pass the word along,
She'd do the "waggle-dance",
But she was really weighted down.
She might not get the chance!
With all the weight she carried,
She glided to the ground.
She couldn’t fly another inch,
She'd have to walk around.
She trudged all through the morning,
Quite sure that she would swoon.
She trekked onward valiantly,
Til it was half past Noon.
With her forepaws held around her mouth,
As if they were a cup,
She shouted "Help!" to those above,
"I've pollen, and I can't get up!"
NicknamedBob . . . October 14, 2004
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posted on
04/05/2016 5:38:40 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
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