“I’d be astonished if I could sleep with five women,” Cruz bragged, “Much less five living women.”
So... he’d have sex with five dead women?!
LOLWAT?
Man, he’s losing it. Also, his comment in general is kind of an insult to his wife, presuming that at least she sleeps with him.
Wow.
he really said that?
It’s a satire piece, Einstein.
Funniest thing I read on Twitter: if Ted Cruz gets elected, does that mean Heidi will be the Sixth Lady?
As warped as this entire election season has been, and will be, good to see the man in the street keeps his sense of humor.
Another guy tweeted: There’s depression and then there’s Ted Cruz gets laid more than me depression...