[Impala64ssa]

So if meat is murder, are eggs abortion?

[camle]

PETA????? time to go to KFC for lunch. it pisses them off.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Do they still go.out of their way, to make sure they have homosexual parents at the Easter Egg Roll??? What about Muslims??? Any other quotas they make sure they fill to prove that Obama celebrates diversity???

[duckworth]

Well, he’s not a real president, so sure, don’t use real eggs.

[BBB333]

The simple logical fault of PETA is this:

Vegetables do not like vegetarians.

[UCANSEE2]

I just love these satire articles.

[butlerweave]

Nothing is Real at the Obama White House so stop worrying

[1Old Pro]

accept a donation of plastic eggs

Plastic is harmful to the environment - what next, bringing dunkin donuts coffee in Styrofoam cups? Knowing all these kook lib groups are basically one in the same, the PETA people will be protesting themselves.

[WKUHilltopper]

To PETA: Don’t use real brains when you’re trying to think. It doesn’t work for you.

How about using Chick Fil A sandwiches instead of eggs?

[Salvation]

Ridiculous!

[tet68]

“Using cruelly obtained eggs from female chickens who will be killed when their egg-laying usefulness ends and who are exploited because of their sex is arguably inconsistent with the goals of the 2016 ‘Let’s Celebrate!’ theme,” PETA President Ingrid Newkirk wrote.

Ripped from Fowl wombs?

[2nd Amendment]

My wife accuses me of being a member of PETA. I’ve been deerhunting the past few years and haven’t got off a shot.
PETA was originally formed by a bunch of hunters that couldn’t shoot straight.

[I want the USA back]

STFU PETA! Don’t tell me what to do. Humans evolved to eat meat and vegetables. If you want to eat tofu and beans, go right ahead.

[heterosupremacist]

#1 ...So if meat is murder, are eggs abortion? ...

Brilliant! I am so going to steal that :o)

[thorvaldr]

Eggs are the product of chickens having a job. Socialist are against any American having a job.

[DungeonMaster]

Pagan event anyway.

[mjp]

“in gratitude for your compassion for chickens,”

Libtardism bases values on subjectivism, emotions, and desires rather than abstract principles or God's commandments.

[RightField]

Aren’t eggs a renewable resource?

[rhoda_penmark]

““Instead of using hard-boiled chicken eggs — which took chickens 34 hours to lay “

Oh, just Holy Jesus.

[CodeToad]

PETA, the liberals that kill more cats and dogs at their shelters than at any other shelter in the country.